1
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- I don't even.
- I mean, why?

2
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He just talks to her,
he doesn't talk to her.

3
00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,818
He talks to her, he doesn't talk to her.

4
00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,353
Yeah, that's exactly right,
it's like 4:00 in the morning,

5
00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,255
and I'm like, "Oh, my
God, Tim, Tim, Tim?"

6
00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,890
Okay, so not worth it.

7
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I think she should've left him,
like, a long time ago, but...

8
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- Did you catch a word of that?
- Nope.

9
00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:31,199
It's a known fact
that the adult male brain

10
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is incapable of understanding
female speed talking.

11
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Last time I tried,
my head hurt for three days.

12
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Barkeep?

13
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Can't we put a game on
or something?

14
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Anything but
this sentimental crap?

15
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The movie stays on!

16
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Whatever.

17
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Women are demented.

18
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They babble incoherently, they
cry at the drop of a hat.

19
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To me, those are two
major symptoms of crazy.

20
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And there's Sam Wellman,
expert opinion on women.

21
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Damn straight.

22
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There ain't a female
on this planet

23
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that I can't figure out
in a minute flat.

24
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Especially Georgette.

25
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Diagnosis, nymphomania.

26
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Oh, would you get over yourself?

27
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It's about time that you found
yourself a nice woman

28
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and you settle down, huh?

29
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Like you and Cynthia?

30
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Don't go there.
Classic ball buster.

31
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I'm a happy man.
Shut the hell up.

32
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Is there a model
in Milan, New York,

33
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Paris, you haven't banged yet?

34
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I got a hot one tonight, Doc.

35
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This new girl at the agency.

36
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Oof.

37
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Oh, no.

38
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Don't tell me you caught
something again?

39
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Nah, it's just my dick
in my jockstrap.

40
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Great, can't help you with that.

41
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What would I do without you
when I got the clap?

42
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You would go to a urologist
instead of a G-Y-N.

43
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You're the only doctor
I can trust with my privacy.

44
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And I kind of like being the only guy
in New York with a gynecologist.

45
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You're a regular riot, Alice.

46
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Hey, honey.

47
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Speak of the devil.

48
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Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub.

49
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Just having a drink with Sam.

50
00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:14,001
You know,
I could've guessed that.

51
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How's our favorite little
whoremonger doing?

52
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Ow! What are you doing?

53
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She's not gonna
come over here, is she?

54
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So, where are you taking me
to dinner tonight?

55
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Somewhere expensive.

56
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Oh, right answer.

57
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Oh, my God, tell Sam I heard that.

58
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He's beyond repugnant.

59
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See you later, Soo-Soo.

60
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What?

61
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You know what...
Poo-Poo.

62
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You're going to the
bachelor party, right?

63
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Wouldn't miss it for the world.

64
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You gonna behave yourself?

65
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I was thinking about
sending Stephen

66
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some videos of me
and the blushing bride.

67
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I might just post them
on the Internet.

68
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I hope you're kidding.

69
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Good morning, Sam.

70
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Morning, morning.

71
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Listen, I retyped your proposal,
added a couple things.

72
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Hope you like it.

73
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We're gonna do that dinner,
Margaret, I swear.

74
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That'd be great, Sam.

75
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Good morning,
Mr. Wellman.

76
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Mr. Cavalo would like to see you
in his office when you're ready.

77
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Hello, Melissa.

78
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How was your weekend?
Fine, thank you.

79
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Should I ask how yours was?

80
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Oh, you know, usual debauchery.

81
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Grist for my novel.

82
00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,525
And, uh, what would that
novel be about again?

83
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It's about an office assistant.

84
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Demure, passionate, very lonely.

85
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Madly in love with her
incredibly attractive boss.

86
00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:53,801
Wow, you have quite
the imagination.

87
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You wouldn't wanna help me
do the research, would you?

88
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You know, I'm writing
my own novel.

89
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Would you like to hear about it?

90
00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,841
No.

91
00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,587
Do you know the first thing
I notice about a woman?

92
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Her ass.

93
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I mean, have you ever
noticed how a woman's ass

94
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gets a little firmer
when she's nervous?

95
00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,497
It's a thing of beauty.

96
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I should be writing
this down, shouldn't I?

97
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Let's take a closer look.

98
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Oh...

99
00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,109
Oh, listen,

100
00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:39,547
Lulu loved our suggestion
on the new brassiere line.

101
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Outstanding.

102
00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,551
How's it going with her
by the way?

103
00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,885
How's it going?

104
00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,620
She tied me
to the bed last night

105
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and beat the crap out of me,
that's how it's going.

106
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That good, huh?
And by the way...

107
00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:55,262
Lulu said she was stopping by
on the way to a fashion show

108
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to tell you in person.
She should be here...

109
00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,533
Excuse me, uh,
Mr. Cavalo, Lulu's here.

110
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She's waiting for you
in the conference room.

111
00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,270
Just about now.

112
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,406
Thank you.
Tell her we'll be right there.

113
00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,040
Yes, Mr. Cavalo.

114
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So, last night, Stephanie?

115
00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,952
Oh, hey, wait, taxi's on me.

116
00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,621
I should've listened
to Christina.

117
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She said you were a pig.

118
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It's a work in progress.

119
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A work in progress?

120
00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:32,165
Sam, don't over think it,
it's Pavlovian.

121
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Huh?

122
00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:35,769
It's Pavlovian.

123
00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,409
Pavlov's dogs?

124
00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,377
You push the right buttons,
they salivate.

125
00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:44,645
I mean, for some women,
it's money.

126
00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,747
Other women, it's marriage.

127
00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,517
But whatever it is, you
give 'em the right spiel,

128
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they roll over.

129
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Got you, Sey.
Lulu.

130
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We gotta stop meeting like this.

131
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Aw, poor Seymour.

132
00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:01,294
Oh, I imagine you're still
smarting from last night.

133
00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:02,430
Mmm-hmm.

134
00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:04,264
We did get a bit adventurous.

135
00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,633
A bit.

136
00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,468
Especially with that spatula.

137
00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,769
Shh...

138
00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,438
Ooh, God, that thing
leaves marks.

139
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Tell me about it.

140
00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,042
Hmm. Oh, Sam.
Hey!

141
00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,645
Oh, you make
an adorable executive.

142
00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,947
So cute in that suit.

143
00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:22,950
God, I could just eat him
up with peanut butter.

144
00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,486
Hell, forget the peanut butter,
just give him to me plain.

145
00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,588
It's nice to see you, Lulu.

146
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I hope you liked the models we
sent you for the lingerie show.

147
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They were skinny, stupid, and
drugged out of their minds.

148
00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,362
Uh...
Uh...

149
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In other words,
they were perfect.

150
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The buyers loved them.

151
00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,970
I want them for
the next two shows.

152
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So, you'll make sure
Mr. Naughty

153
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stays out of trouble.

154
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Ahh!

155
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Until our rendezvous
later at the hotel?

156
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It's a date.

157
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Okay.

158
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Bye-bye, cutie pie.

159
00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,459
That's it? Quick
and almost painless?

160
00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:06,694
What?

161
00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,562
Mr. Naughty?

162
00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,963
I'm telling you something, Sam.

163
00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:13,634
You remind me so much
of me when I was younger.

164
00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,102
A genius?

165
00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,871
No, a complete asshole.

166
00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,573
But a brilliant one.

167
00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,074
To tell you the truth,

168
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,744
I wasn't half as slick as you
are when I was your age.

169
00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,946
Guess I am a bit of a prodigy.

170
00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,650
Move over, Mozart.
Wait a minute, Sam.

171
00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,452
I gotta ask you.
Stephanie?

172
00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,787
Does she...

173
00:07:34,722 --> 00:07:37,157
Does she wear panties?

174
00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,459
Congratulations
on the Lulu account, Sam.

175
00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,328
We just got the memo
about our next show.

176
00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,830
Couldn't have done it
without you, Margaret, baby.

177
00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,565
I just told Seymour that, too.

178
00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,133
What, what, I don't know...
Right, right, Seymour?

179
00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,970
Yes, Margaret, of course, it
was a great job, lovely, yes.

180
00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,072
Can you do us a favor?
Can you, uh...

181
00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:53,373
Can you excuse us?
Of course.

182
00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,308
We're talking very
important business here.

183
00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,811
So...

184
00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:00,180
You were saying?

185
00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,684
No.

186
00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:06,086
♪ ♪

187
00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:14,027
I wish that wasn't
as true as it sounds.

188
00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,063
Hey, I wanna propose
a toast real quick.

189
00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,497
Okay.

190
00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,132
To my buddy, Stephen.

191
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,834
You know what they say, Stephen.

192
00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,770
What do they say?

193
00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,905
Marriage is the only war where
you sleep with the enemy.

194
00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,575
Hey!

195
00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:33,681
Joey, keep 'em coming!
Another round.

196
00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,048
You got it, buddy.

197
00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,717
Here's to Stephen.

198
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,786
Congratu-fricku-lations, you
horny little son-of-a-bitch.

199
00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,389
Okay.

200
00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,757
That's all right.

201
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,992
Okay.
Hey, maybe...

202
00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,894
I'll get it.

203
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,863
Hey, whoa, whoa,
turn the tunes down.

204
00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,531
Oh, no.
Are we being loud here?

205
00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,333
We're probably in trouble.

206
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,536
It's show time!

207
00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:58,739
Whoo!
It's show time.

208
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,107
Whoo-hoo.

209
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:03,276
Look at this.
Wow!

210
00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,012
Yo. Come on,
get your ass out here.

211
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,279
Wow! Come on.
Let's see those asses.

212
00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,219
Come on, let's see those asses.

213
00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,520
Pull up a chair for this guy.

214
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,624
Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up.

215
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:24,898
What, you had to bring
your own tequila?

216
00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,566
We didn't have enough
bottles here for you?

217
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,302
It's not tequila, it's Anejo.

218
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:32,205
An-e-jo.

219
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,975
I stand corrected.
You stand corrected.

220
00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,309
Hey, Stevie, you gonna wear

221
00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:37,878
your wedding ring
when you get married?

222
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,817
What the hell
are you doing, man?

223
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,786
I'm documenting for posterity.

224
00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,955
You're gonna send those
to Georgette.

225
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,123
That's a great idea.

226
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,725
That's very wrong, Sam.

227
00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,093
Yeah, well, who are
you, my priest?

228
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,628
No, I'm your best friend.

229
00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,063
Yeah, well,
you know what, friend?

230
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,731
What, friend?

231
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,934
Mind your own freaking business.

232
00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,837
Okay, I have to be a good boy.

233
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,073
You girls go see Joey.

234
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,277
What's your name, baby?

235
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,511
My name's Cat.

236
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,113
How about you?
Legs.

237
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,249
Oh, man, I'm right where
I'm supposed to be.

238
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,550
Whew.

239
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:24,457
Where the hell are you going?

240
00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:25,893
Out.

241
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,194
You got a problem with that?

242
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,829
Yeah, I got a problem with that.

243
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,664
Tough.

244
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,951
Excuse me.

245
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,227
Hmm.

246
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,958
That's a good-looking hat.

247
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,099
Can I help you, young man?

248
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,237
Oh, nice hat.

249
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:45,906
Thank you.

250
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,207
Didn't offer much protection

251
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,043
from the cold at Valley Forge,

252
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:53,346
but it looked good at the victory
parade a few years later.

253
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,015
Tea?

254
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,583
Got anything stronger?

255
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,152
Oh, it's strong tea.
It's a special blend.

256
00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,321
Sit down.

257
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,667
Good?

258
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,636
Yeah.

259
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,541
Big night on the town, eh?

260
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,410
Bachelor party.

261
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,645
Not mine.

262
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,614
Confirmed bachelor, eh?

263
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,018
Hmm.

264
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,953
Are the happy couple
good friends?

265
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,087
Huh?

266
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,488
Relationships work best

267
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,791
when there's a strong bond
of friendship.

268
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,727
Trust, a core of trust?

269
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,231
He's crazy if he trusts her,
I can tell you that much.

270
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,833
A good-looking
young man like you

271
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,667
must have a girlfriend.

272
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,768
Whenever I want.

273
00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:52,405
No one special?

274
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,876
No such thing.

275
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,845
You're not very fond
of the female

276
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,512
of the species, are you?

277
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:03,183
Good for one thing
and one thing only.

278
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,753
Women are God's gift
to the world, son.

279
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,156
I guess He forgot
to give me my present.

280
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,425
How do you know God's a he?

281
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,560
Please.

282
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,165
Well, thanks for the tea,
old-timer. I gotta get going.

283
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,699
Where do you live, son?

284
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,234
Murray Hill.

285
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,037
Murray Hill.

286
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,006
That's a very nice neighborhood.

287
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,374
Thanks.

288
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,276
Do you know how Murray
Hill got its name?

289
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,278
Murray's Deli?

290
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,013
No.

291
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,781
The Murray family.

292
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,783
Quakers.
They were Quakers,

293
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,253
you know, like the oatmeal?
Right.

294
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:44,191
They had a fine mansion up
at the top of Murray Hill.

295
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,027
It was about where
37th and Park is today.

296
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:52,165
Mrs. Murray was
a very good-looking woman.

297
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,567
Good for Mr. Murray.

298
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:59,106
Yeah, well, Mr. Murray wasn't
around on September 15, 1776

299
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:03,977
when 20,000 British and Hessian
troops invaded Manhattan.

300
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,314
They landed at Kips Bay.

301
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,951
That's about where
34th Street is today.

302
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,220
Washington had about
9,000 troops,

303
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,023
but they were most of them
stationed downtown.

304
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:19,659
The British were about ready
to cut the rebels in two.

305
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:23,130
But Mrs. Murray
outsmarted them.

306
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,032
She plied the soldiers with wine

307
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,866
and flirted with the general.

308
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:30,237
Just like a broad. Well,

309
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,205
while she was entertaining
the top brass,

310
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,741
the rebels escaped
up the west side.

311
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,144
Yes, without her,

312
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,613
the war would've been over
before it started.

313
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:44,651
Washington, Jefferson,
John Adams.

314
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,088
The whole bunch of 'em would've
been hanged for treason.

315
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,522
Hmm.

316
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,658
A woman?

317
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,794
It's the truth.

318
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,897
Mrs. Murray saved
the Americans.

319
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,532
She saved the revolution.

320
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,670
She saved the brand-new
U.S. of A.

321
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,772
Well, that's a hell
of a story, Pops.

322
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,740
I'll remember it next time
I'm walking down Park Avenue.

323
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,409
Yeah, remember what
I told you about women.

324
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,811
That's why I told you the story.

325
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,881
Well, they must've broke
the mold when they made her,

326
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,817
'cause ever chick nowadays
is a total bitch.

327
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,156
Maybe you just need to
live a little bit more.

328
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,359
There's nothing like
experience to open your eyes.

329
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,229
Yeah, right.

330
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,901
Uh, hey, uh, which way
is 7th Avenue?

331
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,105
Guy who laid out these streets
must've been cross-eyed.

332
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,974
You take the first right
out the door.

333
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,443
Then you take
the next two rights.

334
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,481
Well, thanks, Pops.
I'll see ya.

335
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:53,720
Yes, you will.

336
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,941
Cool dream.

337
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,506
Oh, my God, oh, my God,

338
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,075
oh, my God!

339
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,311
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, oh, my God.

340
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,323
A hallucination.
A hallucination.

341
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,457
A hallucination.

342
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,931
Shit.

343
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:13,733
Shit!

344
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,438
Hi, can I help you?
Where's Doc?

345
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,839
I'm sorry, who are you
here to see?

346
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,074
Doc.

347
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,143
Dr. Andrew Bellamy,
O-B-G-Y-N.

348
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,611
It says it right there
on the door.

349
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,613
Well, Dr. Bellamy's with
a patient right now.

350
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,316
Okay, well,
I need to see him now.

351
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,551
Okay, young lady,
please calm yourself down.

352
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,386
Yes, please.

353
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,423
Oh, mind your
own business, Miss STD!

354
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,091
Okay, you know what?

355
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,327
I will set up an appointment
for you with Dr. Bellamy...

356
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,661
Hey!

357
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,063
Don't mess with me, bitch!

358
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,139
Doc!

359
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,940
Look what fuckin'
happened to me, dude!

360
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,475
Look at me!

361
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,944
Miss, please, I am in the
middle of an examination here.

362
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:01,914
Would you tell trash mouth
Sally here to wait her turn?

363
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,583
Oh, shut the hell up, lady!

364
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,917
Doc, you got...

365
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:07,086
Miss, if you do not behave,
I will call security.

366
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,088
Angie, that won't be necessary.

367
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:10,457
Help me with
Mrs. Goldfarb here.

368
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,958
We're gonna move you
to another room.

369
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,593
Thank you, Doctor and Angie.

370
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,994
What a yakhneh!

371
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,331
Angie, I won't be long.

372
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,302
Doc, I don't know
what happened, man.

373
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,737
I woke up this morning,
and I'm a fuckin' broad!

374
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,539
Okay, there are a lot of

375
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,475
psychologist's offices
in the building.

376
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,410
Are you sure you didn't
walk into the wrong one?

377
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,944
Doc, you gotta believe me.

378
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,013
I feel like I'm in
this, like, this nightmare.

379
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,749
Like, I just keep
waiting to wake up!

380
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,986
Dude, it's me!
It's Sam!

381
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,354
Sam?

382
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:44,624
Sam! Sam Wellman,
your best friend?

383
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,693
Okay, very good.

384
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,328
How much is he paying you?

385
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,197
Ask me something.
Ask me anything.

386
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,798
Really, I get the joke.

387
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,434
Yeah, okay, ask me something
about... About Cynthia.

388
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,668
You know about Cynthia?

389
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,969
Dude, I know
everything about you.

390
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,306
You're Boo-Boo, she's Soo-Soo.

391
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,073
He told you that?

392
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,510
Oh! You were nine years old.

393
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,144
You showed it
to Lauren Abramsky.

394
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,446
She kicked you in the nuts.

395
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,914
You told your mom
you fell off the swing.

396
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,149
He told you that?
I was there, dude.

397
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,618
I practically carried you home.

398
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,752
Oh!

399
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,921
Senior Prom,
Sandi O'Malley gave you

400
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,756
your second blow job
under the bleachers.

401
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,125
Your first blow job,
March 1st, 1993,

402
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,127
Lisa Kaminsky in your basement,

403
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,329
your mom came home...

404
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,863
Is there anything that prick
didn't tell you?

405
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,232
I am that prick!

406
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,367
Oh!

407
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,271
DNA!

408
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,573
Miss, please,
put down the scissors.

409
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,242
Doc, DNA.

410
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,876
DNA.
Get a DNA test done.

411
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,312
Great, please, the scissors,
before someone gets hurt.

412
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,848
Yeah, but Doc, you have the
blood from the paternity suit.

413
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,217
We get a DNA test done,
poof, yeah.

414
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,454
Okay, sure, great.
Now, give me the scissors.

415
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,389
And go home
and get some rest, huh?

416
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,923
Okay, but you're gonna do it.
You'll do it right away.

417
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,191
Yeah, as soon as you leave,

418
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,860
it goes right to
the DNA office or whatever.

419
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,362
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah, sure, great.

420
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,496
Okay, good,
but you're gonna do it?

421
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,630
Uh-huh.
Okay.

422
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,299
Just relax.
Okay.

423
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,500
Go home.
Okay.

424
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,269
Get some rest.
All right.

425
00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,908
Fucking Sam, Jesus.

426
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,646
Have an amazing day,
Mr. Johnson.

427
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,383
Excuse me.
Hey, Lou, what's up?

428
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,750
Excuse me, can I help you?

429
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,519
I can't right now, Lou,
I got a situation.

430
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,887
Excuse me, Miss?

431
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,322
Uh...

432
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,791
You're here to see who?

433
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,260
Oh, right, I'm sorry.

434
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,829
I am Sam Wellman's cousin.

435
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,998
I, uh...
He gave me the keys.

436
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,935
Yeah, Sam, he's a great guy.
Uh-huh.

437
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,337
Yeah, he's letting me stay here

438
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,638
just for, uh, for a little bit.

439
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,407
That's great, Miss...

440
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,343
Samantha Wellman.
Samantha Wellman.

441
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,078
Lou, but you knew that already.

442
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,481
Yeah, Sam, uh, speaks
very highly of you.

443
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,049
Is that right?
Yeah.

444
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,819
Let me know if there's
anything I can do for you?

445
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,521
All right, cool, cool.

446
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,323
Thanks, Lou.

447
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,157
Boom, yeah.

448
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,326
Cool!

449
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:11,938
Doc!

450
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,640
Ah, I knew that you'd call.

451
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,008
Dude, yo, yo, yo, you get
those test results back yet?

452
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,311
Look, I don't know who you are

453
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,313
or what you think
you're doing, lady,

454
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,515
but this stopped being funny
a long time ago.

455
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,116
Now where the hell is Sam?

456
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,485
Doc, come on, dude!

457
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,887
It's me, it's Sam!
You gotta...

458
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,522
Ugh! Ugh!

459
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,758
Hey, baby.

460
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,892
Hey, hey, hey.

461
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,894
How's it going?
Good.

462
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,396
Mmm...

463
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,604
Melissa, hey, yeah.

464
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,707
Really? No messages.

465
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,310
Yeah, I called him, but
some lady keeps answering.

466
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,212
I don't know who she is.
Call girl.

467
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,416
I'm sure he is just
sleeping it off

468
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,751
in a motel somewhere, you know?

469
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,954
Okay.

470
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,556
Yeah, let me know as soon as

471
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:06,526
you hear anything, please, okay?

472
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,894
Bye.

473
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,032
Honey, Sam's a big boy.

474
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,834
He can take care of himself.

475
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:21,408
You gotta be kidding me.

476
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,342
All right, lady, you win!

477
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,877
Now where the hell is Sam?

478
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,780
Oh, my God, I am so sick of Sam.

479
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,452
Okay, okay.

480
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,920
Either Boo-Boo apologizes

481
00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,656
and gets very snuggly,
very quickly,

482
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,459
or Soo-Soo is gonna
squeeze Boo-Boo's balls.

483
00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:41,260
And I guarantee,
you're not gonna like it.

484
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:50,169
Boo-Boo, what's the matter?

485
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,904
I'm sorry.

486
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,373
Did Boo-Boo take
all his vitamins today?

487
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,108
Yeah, yeah.

488
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,347
I just left something at work.

489
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,282
I have to go to work, yeah.

490
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,517
Ugh.

491
00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,888
At 11:30 at night?

492
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,996
Okay, God, I must be crazy.

493
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,817
Oh, fuck.

494
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,852
Okay, but you'll process
that right away.

495
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,020
Rush job.

496
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,421
I'll do my best.

497
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,423
Maybe tomorrow.
No promises.

498
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,528
Excuse me, Doctor,
your 1:00 p.m. is here.

499
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,429
Okay, I'll be out in a minute.

500
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:55,334
Just let me know as soon
as you hear something, okay?

501
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,637
Melissa, come on,
where the hell is he?

502
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,172
We have a very important
lunch meeting today.

503
00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:02,408
I've tried him on both lines, Mr. Cavalo.

504
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,743
Yes, and?

505
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,111
And he hasn't answered,

506
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,279
and he isn't answering
his e-mails either.

507
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:08,881
I don't care what kind
of a bender he's on,

508
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,416
it's just not like him.

509
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,318
Well, he had a bachelor party
that he had to go to.

510
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:14,921
I know, who do you think
got him the strippers?

511
00:24:17,757 --> 00:24:20,126
Now you sleep with the fishes,

512
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,995
Don Cheech.

513
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:29,769
Boo-Boo?

514
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,237
What?

515
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,409
Why couldn't you have
been a chiropodist?

516
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:38,978
What?

517
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,147
You stare at it all day.

518
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,150
And now you've lost
your sex drive!

519
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:03,870
Okay, "I have been called
away by a family emergency.

520
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:08,040
"My cousin, Samantha,
is here to save the day.

521
00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,076
"She's got just as much
experience as me

522
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,779
"and can cover my accounts
just as well as me

523
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:16,515
"until I get back from...

524
00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,419
"From..." No.

525
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,889
"Till I get back."

526
00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:26,158
Huh.

527
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:29,395
Cousin Samantha, huh?

528
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:32,231
Well, as long as she's hot.

529
00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,125
Could I get some help over here?

530
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:00,893
Oh.

531
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,461
Okay, all right.

532
00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:27,687
♪ ♪

533
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,458
- Morning, morning.
- Good morning.

534
00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:37,730
Excuse me, can I help you?

535
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,732
Margaret.

536
00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,268
Er, do I know you?

537
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,370
Right, um, indirectly.

538
00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,806
I am Sam Wellman's cousin.

539
00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,107
Samantha.

540
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:50,209
What a pleasure to meet you.

541
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:53,079
Sam has just told me so...

542
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:55,915
Well, actually, he never
mentioned you at all.

543
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,183
That didn't come out right.

544
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,318
Oh, no, no, no, no,
it's fine, um, see,

545
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:03,089
Sam and I have a...
A very complex relationship.

546
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,357
But look, I'm happy to help
out in his time of need.

547
00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:08,194
Okay, I hope everything is okay
with your family, I mean...

548
00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:11,330
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm sure
everything will be just fine.

549
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,800
Mmm-hmm, I'm gonna
go see Mr. Cavalo.

550
00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,034
Sure, let me show you.

551
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:18,337
No, it's fine, I know... Sam.

552
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,739
Right.

553
00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:22,008
Gonna do that dinner, though,
Margaret, I swear.

554
00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:30,249
Ah, Melissa, good.

555
00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:32,785
Samantha Wellman, Sam's
fine, everything's good.

556
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,887
He will be back soon.

557
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,188
Nice to meet you, Miss Wellman.

558
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,589
Oh, please, Mel.

559
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:40,059
Sam, Samantha, Sam, just
like the other guy, cool?

560
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,828
Yeah, up, up, come.

561
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,764
Uh, go grab me that Lulu
file like a good girl, huh?

562
00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:45,998
Sure.

563
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:48,034
You look great
in that dress, oof.

564
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:07,954
Sam never told me about you.

565
00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:10,422
And now I know why.

566
00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:11,991
Why?
Come on in.

567
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,226
Can I offer you a drink?

568
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,627
A Bloody Mary?

569
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:16,896
Sit.

570
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,966
So Samantha.

571
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,069
So Seymour.

572
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,603
Welcome to the family.

573
00:28:24,636 --> 00:28:25,905
Yeah, no.

574
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,640
Um, why don't we talk
about the Lulu account?

575
00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:31,010
Sam has given me
a thorough briefing.

576
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,845
Let's not talk
about business yet.

577
00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:36,015
We haven't even gotten
to know each other.

578
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,217
Yeah, well, you know, Sam's gonna
be back before we know it,

579
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,620
so... I hope.
Think! Think.

580
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,190
We gotta get to know each
other, right? Family.

581
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,691
One of the family.

582
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:50,196
Do you know the first thing
I notice about a woman?

583
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:52,498
Her ass?
Exa... No!

584
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,001
Her eyes.

585
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:58,204
Oh, yeah, okay. What?

586
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:01,007
Our eyes are the windows
to our soul.

587
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,344
And I can see that our windows
are connecting beautifully.

588
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,213
Oh, oh, are they?

589
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:11,383
You know, maybe you and I
should grab a bite.

590
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,085
Dinner tonight.

591
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:16,422
Oh, you know what?
I can't. I actually, I have plans.

592
00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:17,656
Cancel them.

593
00:29:17,689 --> 00:29:18,958
With my boyfriend.

594
00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,160
Invite him, bring him along.

595
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,062
We can always send him
home early.

596
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:26,365
Yeah, but, you know, it...
It's our anniversary.

597
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,267
So three's a crowd
kind of a thing.

598
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:29,969
Maybe tomorrow night.
Yeah, okay.

599
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:31,203
So, yeah, no,
I actually, I gotta go.

600
00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,806
I'm gonna go, I have to work.

601
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,942
Work, work, work,
you know, see you, Sey.

602
00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,643
I'm gonna work.

603
00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,111
Work, work, work!

604
00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,551
Samantha, hi.

605
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,154
Margaret.

606
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,856
Everything go well with Seymour?

607
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,390
He can be a little brusque.

608
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,925
Yeah.

609
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,393
Fine, just fine.

610
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:57,129
Here.

611
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,898
Here, let me help.

612
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:04,036
You know, you just let me
know if there's anything

613
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:06,038
I can do for you
during your stay with us.

614
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,875
Thanks, Margaret,
thanks a million.

615
00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,809
Sam would want that,
don't you think?

616
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,145
Yeah.

617
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:15,882
Listen, you knew my name
when you came in.

618
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,550
Sam must've talked about me.

619
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,553
Did he?
Uh, yeah, yeah, he did.

620
00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:24,156
He said, um...

621
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,325
"Margaret..."

622
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:29,328
"Great gal."

623
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:31,964
Uh, you have a wonderful day.

624
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,534
You too.

625
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,983
Who are those for?
Sam?

626
00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:55,922
No, they're for you, Soo-Soo.

627
00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:58,524
12 white roses for "I'm sorry,"

628
00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,560
and one red rose
for "I love you."

629
00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:03,795
13?

630
00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,878
Here's to you, Soo-Soo.

631
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,485
Mmm.

632
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,458
No, no.

633
00:31:32,491 --> 00:31:33,759
Just...
Don't.

634
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:34,994
...let me...
Don't.

635
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,663
...check really quick.
See who it is.

636
00:31:37,696 --> 00:31:39,431
If that's Sam and you answer it,

637
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,333
we are so over.

638
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:46,272
Johnny, did you get the results?

639
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,407
This is the goddamnedest thing.

640
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,976
I've never seen such
a spot-on correlation

641
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,577
between male and female DNA.

642
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:53,946
What?
Ever.

643
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,383
Ever.
Never.

644
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,318
I've seen identical twins that
were nowhere near this close.

645
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,154
But... How, um...

646
00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:05,224
Who do these belong to anyway?

647
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:08,127
Thanks, Johnny.
I owe you one.

648
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,931
So, uh, what was that all about?

649
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:15,101
If I'm not being
too inquisitive.

650
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,568
It's a long story.

651
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,780
Good, so write me a letter.

652
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:29,982
Okay.

653
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,853
You son of a bitch.

654
00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,722
Okay.

655
00:32:46,732 --> 00:32:48,834
Okay, okay!

656
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:50,802
Oh.

657
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,007
Okay, all right, all right.

658
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,642
Keep your pants on!

659
00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,811
Ugh.

660
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,917
Doc, Doc, did you hear?

661
00:33:05,951 --> 00:33:08,020
Yeah, oh, yeah, I heard.

662
00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:09,521
So now you believe me.

663
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,357
I don't know what to believe.

664
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,425
Yeah, but it was a match, right?
That's what the man said.

665
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:14,726
Yes!

666
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,129
Uh...
Oh.

667
00:33:17,763 --> 00:33:19,298
All right.

668
00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,468
I don't necessarily believe you.

669
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,803
Okay, you dumb bastard,
what more proof do you need?

670
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:28,040
But I don't necessarily think
that you're lying either.

671
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:31,910
I just...
Jesus.

672
00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:34,613
Yeah, well, I've been busy, pal.

673
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,649
That's what Sam always said.

674
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:39,451
Said?

675
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,187
Dude, I'm not dead.
I'm standing right here.

676
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,622
Oh, God, I need a drink, Jesus.

677
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,898
Doc, you're my best friend.

678
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,768
Actually, you're my only friend.

679
00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:58,337
Doc, you gotta believe me.

680
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,738
Man, you gotta help me.

681
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,840
I just... I don't know
where to turn.

682
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,277
I wanna...

683
00:34:06,178 --> 00:34:09,681
I wanna help you, Sam.

684
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,083
Sam, that's a good start.

685
00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:12,851
But I don't know how.

686
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,087
Well, goddamned if I know!

687
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:18,824
When did this happen?

688
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:21,627
After the bachelor party.

689
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,096
And what did you say to me right
when you left the bachelor party?

690
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,432
Mind your own frickin' business.

691
00:34:26,465 --> 00:34:29,000
Shit.
Prick.

692
00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:31,403
So I go into this little
shop down in the Village,

693
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,805
I talk to some funny old dude.

694
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,208
I go home, I wake up in the
morning, and I'm a chick.

695
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,577
Do you remember
where this place was?

696
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,446
Well, I don't know exactly.

697
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:41,880
Well, come on.

698
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,082
Come on!

699
00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,192
So where's this magical shop?

700
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,227
I'm telling you,
this is the street.

701
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,796
Hmm. Sure.

702
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,031
Um, excuse me.

703
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:01,367
Hi, excuse me.

704
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,202
I'm sorry, is there,
um, like a little

705
00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:05,571
bric-a-brac shop on this street?
A what?

706
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,506
You know, like, um, uh,
a shop with like

707
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,208
a whole bunch of old crap in it?

708
00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:10,876
In this neighborhood?
Yeah.

709
00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:12,644
Yeah, maybe like 50 years ago.

710
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,613
You know what the rent
is like around here?

711
00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,485
"You know what the rent
is like around here?"

712
00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,652
Nah-nah.

713
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,588
Bric-a-brac?

714
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,922
Okay, okay, fine.

715
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,791
Maybe it's not this street.

716
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,359
Maybe you're not Sam.

717
00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,528
I have patients in the
morning, and I'm gonna go.

718
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:30,796
No, no, wait, okay, wait, wait.

719
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:34,366
Just... Can we meet
tomorrow then at our spot?

720
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,601
You know what I'm talking about?

721
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,403
I do, but do you?

722
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,571
Alice in Wonderland statue,
Central Park.

723
00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,373
Well?

724
00:35:41,407 --> 00:35:43,375
Dude, come on, deal?

725
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:47,246
Cool.

726
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:07,999
She even eats like him.

727
00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:13,138
Why, you got a problem?

728
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,374
You're a pig.

729
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:18,410
Yeah, well, I'm hungry.

730
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,147
Hey, finished with that?

731
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,315
No?

732
00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,022
All right, let's go
to your office.

733
00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:32,491
I want you to examine me.

734
00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,093
What?

735
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:38,029
No! No.
Eww, no way!

736
00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:40,131
Maybe you can find something.

737
00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:41,733
Like my cock.

738
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:43,835
No.

739
00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,537
Why the hell not?

740
00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:48,173
Because it's weird, that's why.

741
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,509
I'm not looking for your cock.

742
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:53,211
I'll send you
a referral or something.

743
00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:56,715
I don't want another
gynecologist, I want you.

744
00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:59,251
You're my best friend.
Nice talking to you.

745
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:08,294
My gynecologist.

746
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:10,396
I hear he's very good.

747
00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:19,438
Yo, Sey.

748
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,974
Lulu, you are looking
lovely as usual.

749
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,643
I'm sorry, who are you?

750
00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:27,879
Oh, Lulu, this is
Sam's cousin, Samantha.

751
00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:29,448
She's just filling in for Sam

752
00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:31,783
while he's off on
some little sabbatical.

753
00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:33,352
Family business.

754
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:34,720
Oh.

755
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,855
Oh, nothing serious.
Uh, but excuse me.

756
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:40,526
I gotta take a leak.
A pee... A pi... Um...

757
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:42,694
Gonna use
the little girl's room.

758
00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:46,732
She's quite a pistol, that one.

759
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:50,302
Seymour, that girl
needs a makeover.

760
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:53,138
She cannot meet my new
partner looking like that.

761
00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:55,407
You're absolutely right.
I'll speak to her.

762
00:37:55,441 --> 00:37:57,576
You know,
she's not from New York.

763
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,378
Oh, where is she from?

764
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,347
Uh, she's from, uh...

765
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:04,149
Um, actually, I don't know
where she's from.

766
00:38:04,182 --> 00:38:07,586
Well, just make sure she
does something with herself.

767
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,956
Yes, darling.
And Seymour,

768
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:13,291
you haven't forgotten
our little toys

769
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:16,362
for our rendezvous
later tonight?

770
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:20,632
Or else you will feel
the sting of my spatula.

771
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,834
No, I...

772
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,336
I'm never without them.

773
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,438
And besides, I love
the sting of your spatula.

774
00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:27,939
Mmm.

775
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:30,442
I have got you trained
so well, don't I?

776
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,277
Who's your little puppy?

777
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,479
Mmm.

778
00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,046
Oh!

779
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,117
Mmm.

780
00:38:41,587 --> 00:38:43,822
- See you later.
- Mmm-hmm.

781
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,397
Samantha?

782
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,465
Oh! Down.
Do what?

783
00:38:53,499 --> 00:38:54,733
Get down.

784
00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:57,636
Okay, um, is this yours?

785
00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:00,305
Oh, yeah.

786
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,673
Damned earring.

787
00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,208
I don't know how the hell
they wear these things.

788
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,611
Oh, they fall out so easy.

789
00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:08,046
Listen, um, I know it's
sometimes rough starting

790
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:11,550
a new job, but I think
you will like it here.

791
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:15,521
Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh,
getting used to it already.

792
00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:20,091
I just want you to know
that I'm here for you, okay?

793
00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:22,060
Thanks, Margaret.
Yeah, thanks a lot.

794
00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,863
You know, us girls
gotta stick together.

795
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,533
Um, yeah.

796
00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:30,969
Listen, um, have you
heard from Sam?

797
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,672
Sam?
Oh, God, are you okay?

798
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,674
I mean, Samantha.

799
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,143
Could I have a word
with you, please?

800
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:40,446
Uh, yeah.

801
00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,013
Margaret.

802
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:46,452
Thank you.
Gotcha.

803
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:48,654
What's going on around here?

804
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,055
Oh, shit.

805
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,892
You're beside yourself.
What's going on?

806
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,661
I'm fine.
Everything's fine.

807
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:59,565
Well, listen, we have this
very important presentation

808
00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,066
for Lulu coming up.

809
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,635
Yeah, I know, I'm...
I'm working on it right now.

810
00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:05,904
Right, well, I need you
to do me a favor.

811
00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:08,474
I'd like you to go see my friend, Al.
He's a...

812
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:11,643
He's an image consultant.

813
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,111
Phew.

814
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,113
You think I need
an image consultant?

815
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,883
I mean, it couldn't hurt to let
him fix you up a little bit.

816
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,951
I mean, on the company,
of course.

817
00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,821
Okay, if you... That's what
you think that I need.

818
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,155
I mean, come on.

819
00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:27,325
All women love makeovers, right?

820
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:30,061
I'm not all women, believe me.

821
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,430
Oh, believe me, I believe you.

822
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:34,032
I can see for myself.

823
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:38,236
I mean, sometimes you seem
really tense, you know?

824
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,404
Okay.

825
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,740
What's the matter?
I give a great massage.

826
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,675
Yeah, well, you know, I...

827
00:40:43,709 --> 00:40:45,911
Have very tender muscles.

828
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,113
Tell me about it.

829
00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,981
I have a tender muscle
as we speak.

830
00:40:50,015 --> 00:40:51,550
Yeah, okay, so what...

831
00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,952
What kind of a makeover
were you thinking?

832
00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,955
Nah, just, you know,
maybe a little makeup.

833
00:40:56,988 --> 00:41:00,125
And hair and maybe a
little cleavage, you know.

834
00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,460
Something a little more
flattering down here.

835
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:04,863
Okay, yeah, goddamn it, Seymour.

836
00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,633
What?
You're a frickin' octopus, you know that?

837
00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:11,102
Samantha, that language
is very unladylike.

838
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:13,872
Oh, yeah? Who said
I'm a lady, huh?

839
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:17,142
Look, I know you're upset.
Come here. I just wanna give you a hug.

840
00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,710
Hey, can I do anything for you?

841
00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,612
Yeah, yeah, you can.

842
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,514
You can get me a frickin' gun.

843
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:27,052
Wow. Very sensitive.

844
00:41:27,519 --> 00:41:28,920
Clearly.

845
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:31,189
How 'bout you?

846
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,858
How 'bout me what?

847
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,760
Are you tense?

848
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:37,028
Loose as a goose,
Mr. Cavalo.

849
00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:41,867
Shame.

850
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,278
Yes, Miss, what can I get you?

851
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:55,013
Okay, uh, let's see,

852
00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,182
a pint and a shot
of whiskey, please.

853
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:59,551
And, um, actually,
can you give me the whiskey

854
00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:01,820
while you pour the pint?
Certainly.

855
00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:05,390
You look like you could use one.

856
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:08,059
Here you go.
Enjoy.

857
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,530
Oh.

858
00:42:12,564 --> 00:42:14,900
You know, I just love a woman

859
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:17,969
who knows how to drink a drink.

860
00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:20,839
Are you ser...
Seriously, dude, just screw off, all right?

861
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,507
You... You don't
have to get nasty.

862
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,810
I was gonna buy you
the next one.

863
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,111
Maybe two.

864
00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,814
Okay, you know what?
Barkeep, here.

865
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:29,981
Cancel the pint.

866
00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:32,751
Screw off, man.

867
00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,552
Your loss, baby.

868
00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:43,428
Hi, may I offer you
some scotch and sofa?

869
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,237
Oh.

870
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,649
What is go...

871
00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:05,684
I'll get rid of whoever
it is, all right?

872
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,222
Yah! Yes?

873
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:12,590
Jesus.

874
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:15,927
Doc.
Oh, no.

875
00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:17,763
Please, no.

876
00:43:17,796 --> 00:43:19,030
I'm bleeding.

877
00:43:19,064 --> 00:43:20,531
Now is not a good time.

878
00:43:20,565 --> 00:43:25,203
I have been hemorrhaging
all night down there.

879
00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:27,305
You're menstruating.
What?

880
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:28,840
You're having your period.

881
00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,942
I'm riding the cotton pony?

882
00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,343
Andrew?

883
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:34,145
Doesn't your colorful
friend realize

884
00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:35,613
that office hours haven't begun?

885
00:43:35,647 --> 00:43:37,415
Doc, what am I gonna do?

886
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,817
Buy yourself some tampons.

887
00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:41,086
Oh, my God.

888
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,921
Okay, you need
to leave right now.

889
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:44,122
You need to...
You need to get out of here. Andrew,

890
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,590
you should make her
leave this instant.

891
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,092
Oh, she's still bossing
you around, huh?

892
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,294
Oh! Andrew,
I can't believe

893
00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:52,497
that you are letting this
creature talk to me like that.

894
00:43:52,530 --> 00:43:54,099
"Oh, Andrew, I can't
believe you're allowing

895
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,633
"this creature to talk
to me like that."

896
00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:57,703
Fuck you and the horse
that you rode in on.

897
00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:00,205
Please, please!
Do I have to throw you out myself?

898
00:44:00,238 --> 00:44:02,573
Oh! Try it, bitch.

899
00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:04,843
I am warning you,
I do kickboxing.

900
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,411
Chicks only hit chicks

901
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:08,313
in the movies, am I right?

902
00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,383
Yeah?
Yeah!

903
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:14,485
Stop it, stop, stop!

904
00:44:14,519 --> 00:44:16,154
Ah! Ow!

905
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:18,023
Get off of me!

906
00:44:23,094 --> 00:44:24,162
Stop!

907
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,064
Get her off of me!
God!

908
00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:27,398
No!

909
00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:30,235
All right, enough, enough!

910
00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:31,870
She started it!
She started it!

911
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:35,206
Sam, I think you better go.

912
00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:37,542
Sam?

913
00:44:37,575 --> 00:44:39,344
Did you just call her Sam?

914
00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:42,080
Samantha, she's, uh,
Sam's cousin.

915
00:44:42,113 --> 00:44:43,481
Oh.

916
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:45,683
Oh, okay, well, this
makes perfect sense.

917
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,552
Shut up.
Why doesn't she go?

918
00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:51,022
Because she is my fiancee.

919
00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:54,025
And you are my patient.

920
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:56,594
Don't ever do this again.

921
00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:58,063
Wait, no, can we just...

922
00:44:58,096 --> 00:44:59,430
Can we just talk about this?

923
00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:01,232
Later.
Well, wait, but later-later,

924
00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:04,069
or never-later?
Just go.

925
00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:05,270
Oh.

926
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:07,005
Wait.

927
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,321
Well, what am I supposed
to do with these?

928
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,133
Great.

929
00:45:42,107 --> 00:45:44,209
You're her to see
Mr. Blondell?

930
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,211
Yeah, yeah.

931
00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:48,713
Okay, he's with a client.

932
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,248
I gotta get back.

933
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,357
Whatever you do,
don't make a sound.

934
00:45:59,390 --> 00:46:02,794
And don't touch anything.

935
00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:05,964
Okay.

936
00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,906
Mother, isn't it just divine?

937
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:16,274
It's... It's glorious.

938
00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,743
Shall I wrap it?
Alexander?

939
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,446
I can see clear now
that my work is done here.

940
00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:25,050
Thank you, Alexander.
You're wonderful.

941
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,418
Mwah, mwah.

942
00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:29,420
Thank you.
Mwah, mwah.

943
00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:32,123
Come on, honey,
you look gorgeous!

944
00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:36,027
Oh, Marie, pretty box.

945
00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:46,571
Oh, and don't forget the purse!

946
00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:57,883
You're Samantha,
my 1:30.

947
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,385
Yeah, no.

948
00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:02,453
No, I'm a...

949
00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,289
I'm a...
I gotta go.

950
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,523
Come here.

951
00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,258
Okay, look, pal...

952
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:08,793
I am not pal.

953
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,862
I am Alexander Blondell.

954
00:47:10,896 --> 00:47:12,898
Cool, uh, look, Al...

955
00:47:12,931 --> 00:47:15,133
Mr. Blondell.

956
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:19,170
Blondie.
Mr. Blondell.

957
00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:21,806
Okay, well, this is
clearly a mistake.

958
00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,141
I don't make mistakes.

959
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:25,543
I make miracles.
And, my dear,

960
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:28,679
you are in desperate
need of one.

961
00:47:28,713 --> 00:47:31,883
Now come here.
I don't bite.

962
00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:34,419
Unless you displease me.

963
00:47:38,823 --> 00:47:39,925
Turn around.

964
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:44,795
Gum.

965
00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:52,938
Hmm...

966
00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:54,839
Hmm.

967
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:56,274
Hmm.

968
00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:57,976
Is...
No, det-det-det-det.

969
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:00,145
I'm evaluating you.

970
00:48:00,178 --> 00:48:02,180
Skin, repulsive.

971
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,348
Nails, oh, my God,

972
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,083
what are you a migrant worker?

973
00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,617
That hair.

974
00:48:08,153 --> 00:48:10,088
Did you just throw up? Mmm.

975
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:12,958
I do believe that covers
the preliminaries.

976
00:48:12,991 --> 00:48:14,459
Okay, cool,
so what's the deal then?

977
00:48:14,492 --> 00:48:15,961
Did I pass or what?

978
00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:18,396
If you had passed, there
would be nothing for us to do.

979
00:48:19,764 --> 00:48:21,266
My studio, tomorrow,
3:00 p.m.,

980
00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:22,934
and let's do try
to be on time now.

981
00:48:22,968 --> 00:48:24,102
Shall we?

982
00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:28,239
Marie, do something.

983
00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:37,648
Yes, there is such a thing
as an overheated balance.

984
00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,384
Look at it!

985
00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:41,619
No, I do not want puce.
I do not want pilot.

986
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,054
It's all...
It looks like a...

987
00:48:43,088 --> 00:48:44,889
Entrez, entrez!

988
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,092
It looks like
a bad Picasso, really.

989
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:48,960
No, I don't mean to insult you.
I know he's fantastic.

990
00:48:48,994 --> 00:48:51,329
He's a wonderful
designer, but I...

991
00:48:51,362 --> 00:48:53,564
Oh, oh, my God.

992
00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:55,433
I'll have to call you back.

993
00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:57,602
My 3:00 lump of clay
has arrived.

994
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,471
Be a dear, put this on.

995
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,310
Uh, yeah, man, listen, uh,

996
00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:07,345
I'm not here for dance lessons.

997
00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:10,081
Oh, honey, after 30
years in choreography,

998
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:14,152
the last thing I want to do is
to give you a dance lesson.

999
00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:18,489
I am here to teach you
to be a girl.

1000
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:19,824
What?
Oh, you know,

1001
00:49:19,857 --> 00:49:21,426
pink ribbons and petticoats.

1002
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:22,660
Should I try bangs?

1003
00:49:22,693 --> 00:49:24,229
Let's bake brownies
and call boys.

1004
00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:25,830
You're kidding, right?

1005
00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:29,067
Oh, don't think of it as losing
your Quasimodo posture or...

1006
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,137
...that hair.

1007
00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:35,240
Think of it as gaining
a new sense of style.

1008
00:49:35,273 --> 00:49:36,907
Not to mention
a brand-new arsenal

1009
00:49:36,941 --> 00:49:38,943
in the war between the sexes.

1010
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,212
Yeah, see, dude, uh,

1011
00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:42,980
my sexes are
warring enough, so...

1012
00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:44,115
No.

1013
00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:45,316
No.
No!

1014
00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:57,328
My "galdar" tells me
you like to wager.

1015
00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,264
I'm sorry, did you say "galdar"?

1016
00:49:59,297 --> 00:50:03,668
Yes, it's like gaydar except
it reads women flawlessly.

1017
00:50:03,701 --> 00:50:05,103
Hmm.

1018
00:50:05,136 --> 00:50:07,305
You like to bet.

1019
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:09,006
Yeah, I mean, I've, uh,

1020
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,308
I've shuffled a deck or two.

1021
00:50:10,341 --> 00:50:11,776
Well, I've got a wager for you.

1022
00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:15,480
If after two weeks with me,
you're not knocking them dead,

1023
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,348
I'll pay you my fee.

1024
00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:19,984
All right, pal, you're on.

1025
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,087
Okay, I detect a pattern here.

1026
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,490
It's not pal, it's not dude, it's Mr.
Blondell.

1027
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:28,459
M-I-S-T-E-R
B-L-O-N-D-E-L-L.

1028
00:50:28,493 --> 00:50:30,495
All right, whatever.
Now put this on.

1029
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,863
No, dude, I...
I'm not wearing a tutu.

1030
00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:35,966
It is not a tutu, now put it on.

1031
00:50:40,405 --> 00:50:42,473
Okay, fine, whatever.

1032
00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,709
Where do you want me
to put on the fucking tutu?

1033
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,113
Oh, man.

1034
00:50:48,146 --> 00:50:50,815
You can wash your mouth out,
you little slut.

1035
00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:53,584
Any time before Armageddon
will be fine.

1036
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,487
Ugh! Dude, seriously,
I'm not coming out in this.

1037
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,224
Come out, come out,
whatever you are.

1038
00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:08,566
To the mirror.

1039
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,436
To the mirror.

1040
00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:13,271
Tutu's creeping up my butt.

1041
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:15,106
Not a pleasant journey
for the Lycra, now is it?

1042
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:17,342
Hands out of your leotard.

1043
00:51:19,277 --> 00:51:21,979
Look at yourself.
What do you see?

1044
00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:25,116
Um...

1045
00:51:25,150 --> 00:51:26,651
I don't know, I see someone

1046
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,786
who should've left
ten minutes ago?

1047
00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,323
I see beauty.

1048
00:51:32,357 --> 00:51:33,824
Just the very inkling of it.

1049
00:51:33,858 --> 00:51:38,329
First little bud pushing
its head above the earth.

1050
00:51:38,363 --> 00:51:39,797
But it is there.

1051
00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:42,767
And for the next two weeks,

1052
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:48,839
you and I are going
to feed it and water it

1053
00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:52,943
and grow it into the most magnificent
flower of feminine exquisiteness

1054
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:56,080
since Audrey Hepburn had her
breakfast at Tiffany's.

1055
00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:59,684
And so, my little gamine,

1056
00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:02,687
do you have the courage
to bloom?

1057
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,724
Uh, um...

1058
00:52:06,757 --> 00:52:08,693
I don't know, would it make
a difference if I said no?

1059
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,428
Absolutely not.

1060
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,062
Let's get started.

1061
00:52:12,096 --> 00:52:13,431
♪ ♪

1062
00:52:22,673 --> 00:52:25,676
♪ ♪

1063
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,378
All right, Mrs. Smith?

1064
00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:48,593
No.

1065
00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:50,761
Doc, you okay?

1066
00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:52,363
- No.
- Doc.

1067
00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:53,464
- No.
- Doc!

1068
00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:54,765
No.

1069
00:53:54,799 --> 00:53:55,933
Doc?

1070
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:06,577
Doc, please just hear me out.
No.

1071
00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:09,347
Doc, please.

1072
00:54:10,515 --> 00:54:12,249
You have five minutes.

1073
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:13,484
Well, I paid for an hour.

1074
00:54:13,518 --> 00:54:15,453
I'll reimburse you.

1075
00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:18,656
Four minutes, 50 seconds.

1076
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:20,224
Why don't you start
by telling me

1077
00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:22,760
what the hell
you're doing in my office?

1078
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:25,262
Well, I tried calling you.
I've tried e-mailing you.

1079
00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:26,864
It's been two weeks!

1080
00:54:26,897 --> 00:54:29,600
I was hoping
you'd get the message.

1081
00:54:29,634 --> 00:54:31,436
What message?
The message...

1082
00:54:31,469 --> 00:54:35,806
That my life was fine
before you happened!

1083
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,342
And totally screwed
everything up.

1084
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:38,709
Did you think
I was just gonna forget

1085
00:54:38,743 --> 00:54:41,779
how you nearly broke up
Cynthia and I?

1086
00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:44,248
Doc, we're dudes.

1087
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:46,551
We fight, get drunk,
and then make up.

1088
00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:50,421
We are not dudes, Sam!

1089
00:54:50,455 --> 00:54:54,659
Only one of us is a dude!
That's the problem!

1090
00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:59,263
That's always going
to be the problem.

1091
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,499
Don't you think that
I'm sick of this, too?

1092
00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:04,234
Hearing Alvin the Chipmunk
coming out of my mouth

1093
00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:05,570
every time I speak?

1094
00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:08,873
Having this face staring
back at me every morning!

1095
00:55:08,906 --> 00:55:12,643
Okay, relax,
it's not such a bad face.

1096
00:55:12,677 --> 00:55:14,479
Maybe you could get used to it.

1097
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:15,980
No, Doc, no.

1098
00:55:16,013 --> 00:55:17,882
I'm not gonna get used to this.

1099
00:55:17,915 --> 00:55:20,084
I don't wanna live
this life anymore.

1100
00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:22,620
Hey, don't talk like that.

1101
00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:28,459
You know about...
About drugs and hormone therapy

1102
00:55:28,493 --> 00:55:31,295
and all that, so...

1103
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:33,364
I don't know, maybe
if I was a dude again,

1104
00:55:33,398 --> 00:55:36,333
then everything
would just be okay.

1105
00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:38,969
You know, maybe we could
go back to being friends.

1106
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,708
You're serious.
As a heart attack.

1107
00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,412
What you're talking about

1108
00:55:47,445 --> 00:55:49,714
requires a lot more
than hormones.

1109
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:53,651
How much more?

1110
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,219
We're talking about
serious stuff.

1111
00:55:55,252 --> 00:55:57,588
I mean, it's a full sex change.

1112
00:55:57,622 --> 00:56:00,425
Major, major stuff.

1113
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:01,959
How major we talking?

1114
00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:17,575
You okay?

1115
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:21,846
You sure you wanna do this?

1116
00:56:24,982 --> 00:56:27,184
Give it some time, okay?

1117
00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,919
Take a minute.

1118
00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:30,455
How about we...

1119
00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:33,390
We just think it over and...

1120
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,363
Okay.

1121
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:42,399
Let's just keep this between
the two of us, all right?

1122
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,036
Mum's the word, pal.

1123
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:51,642
You know, I am...
I'm starving.

1124
00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:54,411
Wanna grab a bite?

1125
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:56,113
And the man at the store
insisted that the ring

1126
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:58,282
was two carats, but I swear it
was a karat and a half at most,

1127
00:56:58,315 --> 00:56:59,817
and I wanted it yellow backed, anyway.

1128
00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:01,652
Oh, and get a medial dome
to go with the blooming veil.

1129
00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,621
I mean, a Y-dome would just get lost
in that kind of a dress, you know?

1130
00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:05,089
Oh, my God.
What?

1131
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,425
I understood them.
Who?

1132
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,695
Them.

1133
00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:12,930
I understood
what they said, I...

1134
00:57:12,963 --> 00:57:16,066
Doc, I speak woman.
Or, is it "womanese"?

1135
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:18,636
Okay, you know what?
Five bucks.

1136
00:57:18,669 --> 00:57:20,004
Five bucks says
I know what they said.

1137
00:57:20,037 --> 00:57:22,006
Yeah?
You're on.

1138
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:23,608
What'd they say?

1139
00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:39,056
Uh, excuse me, I...

1140
00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:40,825
Ladies, I'm sorry,

1141
00:57:40,858 --> 00:57:43,027
I don't mean to be rude. I kinda
have a bet going with a friend,

1142
00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:44,361
and I just wanted
to ask you guys,

1143
00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:46,731
are you talking about
matching a yellow diamond

1144
00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,465
with a blue veil?

1145
00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:50,167
As a matter of fact,
we were, but...

1146
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,202
Who the hell told
you that anyway?

1147
00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:54,839
Him.

1148
00:57:57,074 --> 00:57:58,776
Check, please!

1149
00:58:07,652 --> 00:58:10,788
Where'd you learn
to eat like that?

1150
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:11,956
Been taking lessons.

1151
00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:21,031
It's really good to see you
smile for a change.

1152
00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:26,604
So, am I allowed to ask
about you and you-know-who?

1153
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:27,638
No.

1154
00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:32,677
We're fine, okay?

1155
00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:36,647
She's fine.
That good, huh?

1156
00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:38,983
Okay, okay, okay, I'm...
Look, I'm behaving.

1157
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:40,284
This is me behaving.

1158
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:44,655
What?

1159
00:58:44,689 --> 00:58:46,190
Nothing.

1160
00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:52,229
Um...

1161
00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:56,233
In the office, uh,

1162
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,603
did you really mean
what you said about me

1163
00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:00,605
not looking so bad?

1164
00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:02,239
Fishing for compliments?

1165
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:03,373
Whatever, forget it.

1166
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,177
I...

1167
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:09,714
I, uh, meant what I said.

1168
00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:13,851
You look pretty okay.

1169
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,589
I look pretty okay
or I look pretty, okay?

1170
00:59:18,623 --> 00:59:20,190
You know what I mean.

1171
00:59:20,224 --> 00:59:23,327
And for the record, you don't
sound like Alvin the Chipmunk.

1172
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:27,064
I don't, really?

1173
00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:29,499
Theodore, maybe.

1174
00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:36,874
Hey, um...

1175
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:40,044
I need you to explain
something to me.

1176
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:42,212
The doctor is in.

1177
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:44,581
I, uh...

1178
00:59:44,615 --> 00:59:46,183
I need you to explain to me

1179
00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:50,187
why there is nothing
happening down there.

1180
00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:51,956
You skipped your period.

1181
00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:53,557
What?
Oh, my God.

1182
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:56,160
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

1183
00:59:56,193 --> 00:59:58,095
I, um...

1184
00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:01,098
You know, there's
nothing happening.

1185
01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:03,100
What?
Oh, God.

1186
01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:05,269
You know,
I look at girls, nothing.

1187
01:00:05,302 --> 01:00:07,872
I look at guys, nothing.
I look at porn, nothing.

1188
01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,607
So, what am I, frigid?

1189
01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:12,142
Do I have some kind
of mental problems?

1190
01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:14,111
I mean...

1191
01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:16,480
I don't know, I feel
like a fucking female eunuch.

1192
01:00:18,649 --> 01:00:20,484
What? What?
A little louder.

1193
01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:22,586
I don't think they heard
you in Cleveland. Tsk.

1194
01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:23,888
Look...

1195
01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:26,691
It's complex.

1196
01:00:26,724 --> 01:00:28,225
Complex?

1197
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:30,761
You touch 'em in the right
spot, they get hot.

1198
01:00:30,795 --> 01:00:32,697
Some women can achieve
full arousal

1199
01:00:32,730 --> 01:00:33,964
as quickly as men.

1200
01:00:33,998 --> 01:00:35,232
Most can't.

1201
01:00:35,265 --> 01:00:37,134
Yeah, but that's just plumbing.

1202
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:40,170
It takes them
a little longer to warm up,

1203
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:42,206
but with me, there's just
like nothing happening.

1204
01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:43,741
Women have
a completely different

1205
01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:45,575
mind-body connection than men.

1206
01:00:45,609 --> 01:00:47,577
Their arousal is more subtle.

1207
01:00:47,611 --> 01:00:49,646
It's more intricate.

1208
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,649
Which, translated from New Age
psychobabble, means what?

1209
01:00:52,683 --> 01:00:54,919
They have to really like
the person they're with

1210
01:00:54,952 --> 01:00:56,320
to feel fully aroused.

1211
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:59,023
Let's face it,
women are complicated.

1212
01:00:59,056 --> 01:01:01,125
Yeah, you're telling me.

1213
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:05,595
Oh, shoot.

1214
01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:08,365
The office.

1215
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:10,300
Meeting got pushed up.
I gotta go.

1216
01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,139
No.

1217
01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:16,841
What's wrong?

1218
01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:18,275
Can, um...

1219
01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:19,977
Can I just call you later

1220
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,047
and maybe talk more
about the issue?

1221
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,581
Sure.

1222
01:01:24,614 --> 01:01:27,818
Just, uh, remember
to stay out of trouble.

1223
01:01:27,852 --> 01:01:29,353
Promise.

1224
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,088
Cross my tits and hope to die.

1225
01:01:33,357 --> 01:01:34,725
See ya.

1226
01:01:47,271 --> 01:01:50,140
You look so nice, Samantha.

1227
01:01:50,174 --> 01:01:52,877
Thanks, Margaret.
So do you.

1228
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:55,179
Okay, they're waiting for you
in the conference room.

1229
01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:57,181
I punched up the graphics
in the proposal.

1230
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,049
Added some extras.

1231
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:02,219
Wow.

1232
01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:03,754
Nice work, Margaret.

1233
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,763
Well, she certainly
cleans up nicely.

1234
01:02:12,797 --> 01:02:14,264
You look...

1235
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:15,800
Stunning.

1236
01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:18,335
I... I mean stun-ning.

1237
01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:20,971
Uh, come over here
and sit next to Seymour.

1238
01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:24,008
I'm fine right over here.

1239
01:02:24,041 --> 01:02:28,278
Allow me to introduce
my joint venture partner,

1240
01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,214
Jean Georges Verham.

1241
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,149
Le Conte de Cassis.

1242
01:02:33,383 --> 01:02:34,852
Exquisite.

1243
01:02:34,885 --> 01:02:36,453
It is truly my pleasure.

1244
01:02:36,486 --> 01:02:38,255
Um, uh, thank you.

1245
01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:41,959
Have you ever beheld
the Seine at night?

1246
01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:45,562
The bridges alight.
A place for lovers.

1247
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:47,865
Well, you're in Manhattan now,
Jean Georges.

1248
01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:52,169
Yes, can we please begin
the presentation, please?

1249
01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:55,739
Perhaps we could meet
a bit later?

1250
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,474
Oh, you know, um...

1251
01:02:57,507 --> 01:02:59,176
I'm... I'm very busy
right now.

1252
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,511
My schedule is just
filling up very rapidly.

1253
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,481
Hmm, quel dommage, ma petite.

1254
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:07,885
Samantha, as I recall,

1255
01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,255
you had some wonderful ideas
about our Internet campaign?

1256
01:03:11,288 --> 01:03:13,523
Oh, yes.

1257
01:03:13,557 --> 01:03:14,892
And before I begin,

1258
01:03:14,925 --> 01:03:16,793
I would like to just say
thank you

1259
01:03:16,827 --> 01:03:18,428
to Margaret
for all the wonderful work

1260
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,264
that she did on these reports.

1261
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:24,801
Now, as you can see
from this chart,

1262
01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:28,172
the models that we used on
this season's online campaign

1263
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:33,110
scored highest between
the ages of 34 and 44.

1264
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,945
And the numbers start
to lessen as we...

1265
01:03:34,979 --> 01:03:37,547
Seymour, darling,

1266
01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:40,017
if you do not remove your nose

1267
01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:42,019
from Samantha's, admittedly,

1268
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:44,788
attractive derriere
immediately...

1269
01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:50,895
...I will not be tying you up
or spanking you tonight,

1270
01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,230
or any other night,

1271
01:03:53,263 --> 01:03:56,433
and you will lose my account.

1272
01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:58,302
Are we perfectly clear?

1273
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,403
Perfectly clear.

1274
01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,671
Oh, good.
Mwah.

1275
01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:03,573
...certain things that
are gonna get men's attention.

1276
01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:05,475
Great.

1277
01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,544
Fabulous.

1278
01:04:07,577 --> 01:04:09,513
Gorgeous.

1279
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,415
An excellent presentation, Sam.

1280
01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:12,950
May I call you Sam?

1281
01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:14,818
I prefer it, actually.

1282
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,321
We will be in touch
about the details.

1283
01:04:17,354 --> 01:04:19,056
I look forward to it.

1284
01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:22,459
I think this calls
for a little promotion.

1285
01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,161
We'll go over the specifics
in my office.

1286
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,596
Cocktails mandatory.

1287
01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:28,265
How about we skip the cocktails

1288
01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:30,834
and settle on 20% raise?
Huh?

1289
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,903
Well, then I would be
earning as much as Sam

1290
01:04:32,937 --> 01:04:34,972
for doing the exact same job.
Yeah, well, that's...

1291
01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:38,108
A raise, I think
that's a capital idea.

1292
01:04:38,142 --> 01:04:40,110
And a bonus, too.

1293
01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:42,913
I mean, after all,
she's earned it, hasn't she?

1294
01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:45,549
I suppose we could do
a bonus, but...

1295
01:04:45,582 --> 01:04:47,351
Seymour...

1296
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:50,087
Remember our little
understanding, don't you?

1297
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,421
Oh, of course.

1298
01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:54,258
Everything's perfectly clear,
my little tigress.

1299
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,626
Mmm...

1300
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,062
Meow, baby.

1301
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:08,138
I think a raise this big
deserves a hug.

1302
01:05:09,573 --> 01:05:12,943
Ah, you don't know
what you're missing.

1303
01:05:12,977 --> 01:05:15,079
Oh, I'm pretty sure I do.

1304
01:05:16,213 --> 01:05:18,315
And another thing.

1305
01:05:18,348 --> 01:05:21,285
That promotion,
it's going to Margaret.

1306
01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:23,287
Huh? It is?

1307
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,755
Yeah, she earned it.

1308
01:05:25,789 --> 01:05:27,424
Actually, she should've
gotten it three years ago,

1309
01:05:27,457 --> 01:05:28,925
but you and Sam were too busy

1310
01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,495
stealing all of her ideas
to give it to her.

1311
01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:34,164
I don't know about that.

1312
01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,565
I do.

1313
01:05:35,599 --> 01:05:37,467
And I'm sure Lulu
would love to hear

1314
01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,703
about Margaret's contributions
over the years.

1315
01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:41,938
You would do that?

1316
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,276
Us girls have to stick together.

1317
01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:49,713
Uh...

1318
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,017
Samantha.

1319
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,451
Hey, Margaret.

1320
01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,320
You know, you didn't need
to say that about me

1321
01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,388
in the meeting
and to Mr. Cavalo.

1322
01:06:00,024 --> 01:06:01,258
Actually, I did.

1323
01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,793
I don't know how to thank you.

1324
01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:08,332
Just keep doing
what you're doing.

1325
01:06:08,365 --> 01:06:10,734
Um, I have a favor.
Maybe I shouldn't ask.

1326
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:12,536
No, of course,
of course, anything.

1327
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,105
Um, if you speak
with your cousin,

1328
01:06:15,139 --> 01:06:16,573
would you tell him
something for me?

1329
01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:19,143
Of course.

1330
01:06:19,176 --> 01:06:20,944
Would you tell him
that, you know,

1331
01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:25,415
I think about him every day
and I really miss him.

1332
01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:26,850
You do?

1333
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:29,153
Sure, he's a...
He's a really great guy.

1334
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:32,689
He was? Is?

1335
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:35,125
Yeah, uh...

1336
01:06:35,159 --> 01:06:38,095
Tell you the truth, I have
the worst crush on him.

1337
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:42,499
And, um, why is that?

1338
01:06:42,532 --> 01:06:46,503
He played like he didn't care
about anyone special, but...

1339
01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:49,005
I knew it was just an act.

1340
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:51,375
Deep down, he has a
really romantic heart.

1341
01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:53,777
A girl can just see
these things.

1342
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:55,812
Oh, and please, don't tell him

1343
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:58,115
I said that about
the romantic stuff.

1344
01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:00,617
And thanks again.

1345
01:07:01,218 --> 01:07:02,819
Of course.

1346
01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:31,148
Mmm-hmm.

1347
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:33,450
That feels good, Sam.

1348
01:07:35,285 --> 01:07:36,953
Sam?
Mmm.

1349
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,094
What is it, Soo-Soo?

1350
01:07:44,128 --> 01:07:47,131
You, you just called me Sam.

1351
01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:49,199
No, I didn't.

1352
01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:51,501
Yes, you most certainly did.

1353
01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:55,105
What the...
What the hell is going on right now?

1354
01:07:55,139 --> 01:07:57,674
What are you talking about?

1355
01:07:57,707 --> 01:07:59,443
Is it that cousin of his?

1356
01:07:59,476 --> 01:08:01,811
That little tramp
that showed up here

1357
01:08:01,845 --> 01:08:04,381
faking her period?
She wasn't faking it.

1358
01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:06,116
Oh, so now you're defending her?

1359
01:08:06,150 --> 01:08:07,484
No, what, I...

1360
01:08:07,517 --> 01:08:08,952
You're... That's not
what I said, I...

1361
01:08:09,486 --> 01:08:11,788
Oh, my God.

1362
01:08:11,821 --> 01:08:13,323
Oh, my God, you're gay!

1363
01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:17,494
What?
That's it!

1364
01:08:17,527 --> 01:08:20,630
I've been a perfect fool.

1365
01:08:20,664 --> 01:08:24,234
You and Mr. Sleazebag have
been having a secret affair

1366
01:08:24,268 --> 01:08:25,935
behind my back,
and all this time

1367
01:08:25,969 --> 01:08:27,937
I thought you were straight!

1368
01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:29,406
Oh, my God!

1369
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:31,040
Oh, my God!

1370
01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:33,377
Oh, my God.

1371
01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:36,546
You, you might be
one really good actor,

1372
01:08:36,580 --> 01:08:40,150
but you are one lousy
human being.

1373
01:08:40,184 --> 01:08:42,452
I'm straight.

1374
01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,887
Can we just talk this over?

1375
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,789
There's nothing to talk about.

1376
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:47,157
Good-bye!

1377
01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:50,093
Don't be like this!

1378
01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,595
You're making things up.

1379
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,630
Oh.
Can we just communicate?

1380
01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:55,299
What...
Sit down for a second.

1381
01:08:55,332 --> 01:08:57,201
We'll talk...
You make me sick!

1382
01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,670
Get over yourself, man.

1383
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:07,844
Soo-Soo...

1384
01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,846
Boo-Boo is sorry.

1385
01:09:17,354 --> 01:09:18,688
Shit.

1386
01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:29,199
So how bad a fight was it?

1387
01:09:29,233 --> 01:09:31,701
I didn't say we had a fight.

1388
01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,303
You didn't have to.

1389
01:09:33,337 --> 01:09:36,139
You got that post-fight look.

1390
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:38,475
Droopy shoulders, a little
mopey around the edges.

1391
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,478
Sam, I don't wanna
talk about it.

1392
01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:43,513
All right, fine, man,
suit yourself.

1393
01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:49,185
Hey, dude.

1394
01:09:49,219 --> 01:09:50,787
What about me?

1395
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:52,389
What about you?

1396
01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:53,623
Well, I might be
a few pounds lighter,

1397
01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:54,924
but I can still
catch a football.

1398
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:58,362
Sam, we don't play
tackle football with women.

1399
01:09:58,395 --> 01:09:59,629
End of discussion.

1400
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:01,365
Dude, I still got
the chops, come...

1401
01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:02,866
Case closed.

1402
01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:05,869
Sexist pig.

1403
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,871
I heard that.

1404
01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:16,880
Ready?
Yeah, I guess so.

1405
01:10:16,913 --> 01:10:20,417
All right, guys,
let's play some football!

1406
01:10:20,450 --> 01:10:21,585
Yeah, this chick...

1407
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:22,652
Her name's Samantha.

1408
01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:24,588
She's Sam's cousin.

1409
01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:25,689
Yeah, Steve.

1410
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,791
Sam's told me
all about you, dude.

1411
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,826
Congratulations on the
wedding, by the way.

1412
01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:31,027
From what Sam tells me,

1413
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,563
you're getting, uh,
quite a girl.

1414
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,031
Okay.

1415
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,533
Quite a girl.

1416
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,234
Are you kidding about playing?

1417
01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:41,037
Yeah, she's kidding.
No, no, she's not kidding.

1418
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,139
We're all great football
players in my family.

1419
01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,675
And believe me, guys,
I know how to handle a ball.

1420
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:49,646
I'm sure you do.

1421
01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,315
One play.
No.

1422
01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:53,750
Just give me one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

1423
01:10:53,783 --> 01:10:55,852
Okay, let's let her play,
one play.

1424
01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:57,687
Come on, let's go.
You're overruled.

1425
01:10:57,721 --> 01:10:58,888
Come on, one play.

1426
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:00,390
- Let's do it.
- Come on, guys.

1427
01:11:00,424 --> 01:11:01,891
Red team, ball.

1428
01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:03,893
Whoo!

1429
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,729
I hope you're better than Sam!
Team!

1430
01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:09,499
Set, hike.

1431
01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:14,838
Oh, got it!
Oh, shit!

1432
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:20,344
You, fucking, Steve!
You get off of me!

1433
01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:22,346
Steve, stop grabbing my ass!

1434
01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:25,248
- Fucker!
- Wait, what?

1435
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,183
Get off, Steve!

1436
01:11:27,216 --> 01:11:28,552
God!

1437
01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:30,487
Save it for Georgette!
What?

1438
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:31,855
You better shut this girl up.

1439
01:11:31,888 --> 01:11:33,523
No, I know how much
you like the ass play.

1440
01:11:33,557 --> 01:11:35,291
Relax. Come on.

1441
01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:36,826
No, you know what, I don't even
know why you're hanging out

1442
01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:38,595
with this bitch instead
of Cynthia anyway.

1443
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:40,096
Don't call her a bitch, Stephen.

1444
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:41,365
Oh, she's a bitch.

1445
01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:42,866
Okay, so now I'm a bitch.

1446
01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:44,568
Oh, you're a Grade A bitch.

1447
01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:46,536
I told you not
to call her a bitch.

1448
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:48,505
Oh, sorry, little bitch.

1449
01:11:48,538 --> 01:11:50,440
- Guys, guys...
- Fucking asshole.

1450
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:52,842
Fight!

1451
01:11:52,876 --> 01:11:54,778
Relax, come on, relax.

1452
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:57,481
Listen, come on, we're all friends.
Shake hands, come on.

1453
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,684
Uh-huh.

1454
01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:01,818
We're friends.

1455
01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:07,691
Doc.

1456
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:09,526
Come on, man, it's okay.
Let it go.

1457
01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:10,827
No.

1458
01:12:10,860 --> 01:12:13,530
It's not okay, all right?

1459
01:12:13,563 --> 01:12:16,400
Nothing is okay.

1460
01:12:16,433 --> 01:12:17,534
Doc.

1461
01:12:17,567 --> 01:12:18,902
You were right.

1462
01:12:18,935 --> 01:12:20,770
She left me!

1463
01:12:20,804 --> 01:12:22,406
Are you happy now?

1464
01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:25,842
Come on, man,
can we just chat about it?

1465
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,612
No, just go home.

1466
01:12:28,645 --> 01:12:30,113
All right, I'm sick of you.

1467
01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:32,682
Hey, what about the game?

1468
01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,684
Samantha?

1469
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,022
I want her on my team next time.

1470
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,528
Shit.

1471
01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:54,538
Ugh!
Bunch of assholes!

1472
01:12:54,571 --> 01:12:55,972
Freakin' Steve.

1473
01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,657
Peace offering.

1474
01:14:32,636 --> 01:14:35,605
Listen, Doc, um...

1475
01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:39,142
I know that Cynthia
and I don't get along,

1476
01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:42,579
but if she's what
you want, then...

1477
01:14:42,612 --> 01:14:45,915
Lately, I don't know
what I want.

1478
01:14:45,949 --> 01:14:50,620
I do know I am sick of getting
my balls busted by her.

1479
01:14:50,654 --> 01:14:52,622
Well, at least you have balls.

1480
01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:57,026
Oh, God.

1481
01:14:58,227 --> 01:14:59,696
You're having a muscle spasm.

1482
01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:00,997
No, it's fine, it's fine.

1483
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:02,065
I'll just take some aspirin.

1484
01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:04,668
Who's the doctor here?
Lay down.

1485
01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,202
Come on.

1486
01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:09,606
Turn over.

1487
01:15:09,639 --> 01:15:11,140
Okay.

1488
01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:12,475
Right there?

1489
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:13,910
Oh, God, yeah.

1490
01:15:13,943 --> 01:15:15,645
How does that feel?

1491
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:17,947
Oh, much better.

1492
01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:21,350
Mmm.

1493
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:28,424
I, um...

1494
01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:30,226
I have to use the John.

1495
01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,260
Oh...

1496
01:15:42,839 --> 01:15:44,741
Oh, my God.

1497
01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:47,611
She's alive.

1498
01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:01,991
You?

1499
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:04,628
Yes, me.

1500
01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:07,196
The doorman was kind enough
to let me up.

1501
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:11,768
And, um, I think
it's time that, um,

1502
01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:13,770
you know, you and I
had a little talk.

1503
01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:17,573
Uh, what would you
like to talk about?

1504
01:16:17,607 --> 01:16:21,044
The fact that you stole my man,

1505
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,579
and I'd like him back.

1506
01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:28,818
Decent men in this city
are few and far between.

1507
01:16:28,852 --> 01:16:33,790
Decent, straight, unmarried
ones are even rarer.

1508
01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,892
Oh, you forgot rich.

1509
01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:42,832
Women like me, okay,
successful career women.

1510
01:16:42,866 --> 01:16:45,802
Women who think about tomorrow.

1511
01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:48,004
Women who plan maybe five,

1512
01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:49,939
ten years ahead in their life,

1513
01:16:49,973 --> 01:16:54,678
we sometimes, we have to settle.

1514
01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,012
Settle?

1515
01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:58,715
Settle, or were you
born yesterday?

1516
01:16:58,748 --> 01:17:00,216
Actually, about a month ago.

1517
01:17:03,386 --> 01:17:06,622
Andrew is...
He's well-bred, okay?

1518
01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,057
He's handsome,

1519
01:17:08,091 --> 01:17:11,795
he's got all the right
credentials, and...

1520
01:17:11,828 --> 01:17:15,198
He's gonna make an excellent
father to our children.

1521
01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:17,633
Wow, you got it all planned
out, don't you, sister?

1522
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,669
As a matter of fact, I do.

1523
01:17:19,703 --> 01:17:22,171
And he doesn't get
a say in any of this?

1524
01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:24,741
No, he doesn't.

1525
01:17:25,709 --> 01:17:27,811
But you do.

1526
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:29,512
Which brings me

1527
01:17:29,545 --> 01:17:31,414
to the point of my visit.

1528
01:17:31,881 --> 01:17:32,916
Oh?

1529
01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,018
How much?

1530
01:17:35,051 --> 01:17:36,619
What?

1531
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,021
You heard me.

1532
01:17:38,054 --> 01:17:40,356
How much do you want
to, uh, let him go?

1533
01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:49,132
I'm sorry, are you
trying to buy me off?

1534
01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:53,102
I mean, you're obviously
the type, you know?

1535
01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:56,172
I mean, if it walks
like a duck...

1536
01:17:56,205 --> 01:17:58,074
How would you like me
to belt you

1537
01:17:58,107 --> 01:18:00,209
in the mouth like a duck?
Okay...

1538
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:04,948
Andrew.

1539
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:11,154
I... I'm...
I'm so sorry.

1540
01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:16,259
Just please...
Please what?

1541
01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:18,161
Bark?

1542
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,829
Roll over?

1543
01:18:19,863 --> 01:18:22,365
Play dead?

1544
01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:25,534
We are so...

1545
01:18:27,070 --> 01:18:28,171
...done

1546
01:18:31,775 --> 01:18:34,443
Okay.

1547
01:18:34,477 --> 01:18:37,113
All right, well, when you change
your mind and you come begging,

1548
01:18:37,146 --> 01:18:38,414
don't bother calling, okay,

1549
01:18:38,447 --> 01:18:39,749
because I'm changing my number.

1550
01:18:39,783 --> 01:18:41,918
Change your hairstyle
while you're at it.

1551
01:18:42,485 --> 01:18:43,652
Ugh...

1552
01:18:43,686 --> 01:18:45,088
It's really not a good...

1553
01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:46,990
...look on her, you know?

1554
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:54,563
Look, Doc, I would say
that I'm sorry,

1555
01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:57,200
but, you know, I'm...
I'm just... I'm just not.

1556
01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:01,604
Please.

1557
01:19:03,907 --> 01:19:06,810
You just did me
the biggest favor of my life.

1558
01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:08,044
Yeah?

1559
01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:13,682
Were you really gonna belt her?

1560
01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:16,185
Hell, yeah.

1561
01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:18,054
Spunky little thing, aren't you?

1562
01:19:19,956 --> 01:19:21,357
In a manner of speaking.

1563
01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:29,032
Damn.
What?

1564
01:19:29,065 --> 01:19:31,200
I just realized I don't have
a date to Steve's wedding.

1565
01:19:33,002 --> 01:19:34,403
You're still going
to that thing?

1566
01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:37,006
You saw, we shook.

1567
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,208
Well, I would go
with you only...

1568
01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:40,877
You are going with me.

1569
01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:42,411
Yeah, man, I don't really think

1570
01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:43,880
that Steve would
be cool with that.

1571
01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:45,815
Tough.

1572
01:19:45,849 --> 01:19:48,684
We're a team, package deal.

1573
01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:51,855
Anybody who doesn't like it
can shove it.

1574
01:19:54,190 --> 01:19:55,892
All right, man, cool.

1575
01:19:55,925 --> 01:19:57,060
Package deal.

1576
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:08,471
Oh...

1577
01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:11,674
I can't zip this thing up.

1578
01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:13,476
Suck it in, girl.

1579
01:20:13,509 --> 01:20:15,744
Come on, this dress
is not made for a human being.

1580
01:20:15,778 --> 01:20:17,947
- It's made for a...
- Anorexic mannequin?

1581
01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:19,415
Welcome to the world of high fashion.

1582
01:20:19,448 --> 01:20:21,417
Now get out there, killer.

1583
01:20:34,363 --> 01:20:36,232
Doc, what do you think?

1584
01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:39,268
Is this appropriate enough
for the wedding?

1585
01:20:40,103 --> 01:20:41,670
I...

1586
01:20:41,704 --> 01:20:42,738
Uh...

1587
01:20:42,771 --> 01:20:44,307
Oh, hashtag clue.

1588
01:20:44,340 --> 01:20:47,243
A dress like this has nothing
to do with appropriateness.

1589
01:20:47,276 --> 01:20:50,279
Its sole purpose is to engender
insane jealousy among women.

1590
01:20:50,313 --> 01:20:52,515
And hormonal overload
in the men.

1591
01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:55,018
Well, the straight ones,
at least.

1592
01:20:55,051 --> 01:20:57,954
All the gay ones' eyeballs will be
all over your boyfriend over here.

1593
01:20:57,987 --> 01:20:59,155
Oh, no, he's not my boyfriend.

1594
01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:00,256
I'm not her boyfriend.

1595
01:21:00,289 --> 01:21:02,091
They say rather loudly.

1596
01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:08,097
So, Doc, what do you think?
Is this the one?

1597
01:21:08,131 --> 01:21:10,033
Yeah, it's good.

1598
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,201
It's fine.
Write it up, Marie.

1599
01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:14,103
Excellent choice.

1600
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,441
What?

1601
01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:20,409
Oh, nothing,
I was just thinking of

1602
01:21:20,443 --> 01:21:23,612
the looks on the guys' faces if
I play my game at the wedding.

1603
01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:25,982
Your what?

1604
01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:30,153
The tricks that chicks use
to get guys' attention?

1605
01:21:30,186 --> 01:21:32,588
Okay. For example...

1606
01:21:33,356 --> 01:21:35,091
The hair toss.

1607
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:42,231
The lipstick check.

1608
01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:45,301
Work it, work it.

1609
01:21:45,334 --> 01:21:47,770
If you got it, flaunt it.

1610
01:21:47,803 --> 01:21:49,872
I love that movie.

1611
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:52,008
And last,
but certainly not least,

1612
01:21:53,042 --> 01:21:54,777
the stocking check.

1613
01:21:56,980 --> 01:21:59,182
Oh, my goodness.

1614
01:22:00,483 --> 01:22:04,387
Is that a run?
How perfectly awful.

1615
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:06,255
Yeah.

1616
01:22:06,289 --> 01:22:09,225
Works like a charm every time.

1617
01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:11,427
But you gotta have
the gams to back it up.

1618
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,499
All right,
let's get this baby in a box

1619
01:22:16,532 --> 01:22:18,667
and get you back in
your street schmates.

1620
01:22:25,574 --> 01:22:26,575
Hmm.

1621
01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:31,981
Oh, my God.

1622
01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:18,194
Sam, what's going on?

1623
01:23:20,096 --> 01:23:22,365
What, are...
Is everything all right?

1624
01:23:23,532 --> 01:23:25,234
You're downstairs?
Um...

1625
01:23:25,268 --> 01:23:28,437
Yeah, uh, yeah, just come on up.

1626
01:23:28,471 --> 01:23:30,673
All right, bye.

1627
01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:42,751
What am I doing?

1628
01:23:43,252 --> 01:23:44,887
He's...

1629
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:47,723
She is sloppier than I am.

1630
01:23:53,696 --> 01:23:55,764
Come on in.

1631
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:02,071
How's it going?

1632
01:24:02,105 --> 01:24:06,975
Um, yeah, good, good, yeah,
I think, um, probably.

1633
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,113
Probably?
What's wrong?

1634
01:24:10,146 --> 01:24:13,516
You know what?
I'm sorry, I, um...

1635
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,017
I'm gonna go.
This can...
Oh!

1636
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,120
This isn't...
This can wait.
Oh, hey.

1637
01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:18,787
Hold on, what's wrong?

1638
01:24:18,821 --> 01:24:21,324
I'm sensing a disturbance
in the Force.

1639
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:24,493
What's going on?

1640
01:24:24,527 --> 01:24:29,198
Well, it's, um,
it's about the issue.

1641
01:24:30,633 --> 01:24:33,336
The issue?
Yeah.

1642
01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:35,404
Ah, the issue, oh.
Yeah.

1643
01:24:35,438 --> 01:24:37,473
The issue, the...

1644
01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:40,075
You're still having problems
with the arousal thing?

1645
01:24:40,109 --> 01:24:44,247
Oh, God, no, no, actually,
um, it's been fine.

1646
01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:48,484
Uh, how fine, like,
um, you know, once a day?

1647
01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:49,785
More.

1648
01:24:51,354 --> 01:24:53,122
Two, three times a day?

1649
01:24:54,557 --> 01:24:57,126
More than three times?
Yeah.

1650
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,094
Per day?
Yeah.

1651
01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:00,596
How much more?
Six.

1652
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,167
Today?

1653
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,734
Tonight.

1654
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:07,936
You know what, Doc?
I'm so sorry.

1655
01:25:07,970 --> 01:25:10,105
I'm really embarrassed.
I think...

1656
01:25:10,139 --> 01:25:11,307
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.

1657
01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:13,342
Whoa, whoa!
Come on, it's fine.

1658
01:25:13,376 --> 01:25:15,811
What's going on?

1659
01:25:15,844 --> 01:25:18,647
I don't know, it's just that,
you know, she's, um...

1660
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,386
She's being
really specific about...

1661
01:25:23,419 --> 01:25:25,854
About, um, who she wants.

1662
01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:27,790
Like, if I, um, if I think of,

1663
01:25:27,823 --> 01:25:30,693
um, this one person,

1664
01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:33,762
she gets, like,
really, really happy.

1665
01:25:33,796 --> 01:25:35,564
And then if I think
about anyone else,

1666
01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:38,334
she gets, like, really cranky.

1667
01:25:38,367 --> 01:25:41,770
So, uh...
Who's the lucky, uh...

1668
01:25:47,376 --> 01:25:50,346
No, no!
Fuck, oh, fuck, no!

1669
01:25:50,379 --> 01:25:51,814
Yeah, Doc, you know, oh, my God...
No...

1670
01:25:51,847 --> 01:25:53,449
It... Ah!
It's so stupid.
I'm so sorry.

1671
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:54,650
You know what, just forget
that I said anything.

1672
01:25:54,683 --> 01:25:56,118
Oh, no, no.

1673
01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:57,486
Well, you know what,
just wait, hold on.

1674
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,389
Uh, um...

1675
01:26:00,423 --> 01:26:02,891
Listen, I'm the one who
should be apologizing here

1676
01:26:02,925 --> 01:26:06,562
because you come in and then
you are honest with me,

1677
01:26:06,595 --> 01:26:09,198
and what I do is I play
20 questions with you.

1678
01:26:09,232 --> 01:26:11,200
Um, that's not fair 'cause...

1679
01:26:11,234 --> 01:26:13,769
What you're dealing with is...

1680
01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:15,638
You're trying to compact, like,

1681
01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:18,173
30 years of female
psychological development

1682
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,175
into a few really
short months and...

1683
01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:22,878
And, um...
I think that what you're gonna find

1684
01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:26,215
is that, uh, in time
the sexual focus,

1685
01:26:26,249 --> 01:26:29,285
uh, shifts and it expands.

1686
01:26:29,318 --> 01:26:33,656
And that, uh, there are
techniques you can use,

1687
01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,425
um, to, uh...

1688
01:26:38,427 --> 01:26:39,595
I'm babbling.

1689
01:26:39,628 --> 01:26:41,230
Yeah.

1690
01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:45,734
'Cause I'm completely
full of shit.

1691
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:48,937
Yep.

1692
01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:50,973
Sam!

1693
01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:55,143
Buddy.

1694
01:26:55,177 --> 01:26:58,247
We... We used to
chase babes together.

1695
01:26:58,281 --> 01:26:59,415
You know, we would...

1696
01:26:59,448 --> 01:27:00,883
We'd get hammered together.

1697
01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:02,918
I can't help it!
She won't listen to me.

1698
01:27:05,388 --> 01:27:06,589
Time out.

1699
01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:08,291
Okay.

1700
01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:10,293
Time out.
Let's, um...

1701
01:27:10,326 --> 01:27:11,827
Let's breathe.

1702
01:27:14,463 --> 01:27:16,499
Oh, that's good.
Right like that.

1703
01:27:16,532 --> 01:27:18,301
We're gonna breathe.

1704
01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:21,904
We had a moment and,
uh, the moment passed.

1705
01:27:22,671 --> 01:27:24,039
And we're fine.

1706
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:26,675
You're fine!
I'm in heat!

1707
01:27:26,709 --> 01:27:28,644
Sam... Oh, sit, just...

1708
01:27:28,677 --> 01:27:30,279
Why don't you sit?
Why don't, um...

1709
01:27:32,848 --> 01:27:34,983
Eat some chips.

1710
01:27:35,017 --> 01:27:37,720
And I'm gonna get,
uh, you a beer.

1711
01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:38,954
We're gonna get a beer,

1712
01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,656
and we're gonna talk this out.

1713
01:27:40,689 --> 01:27:42,391
Mmm.

1714
01:27:46,729 --> 01:27:48,464
Oh...

1715
01:27:51,334 --> 01:27:55,003
Oh.
That's nice.

1716
01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:57,806
You, you know...

1717
01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,875
We are gonna look back at this,

1718
01:27:59,908 --> 01:28:01,009
and we're gonna...

1719
01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:09,618
Oh, God, you smell so...

1720
01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,788
...good.

1721
01:28:15,591 --> 01:28:17,493
Um...

1722
01:28:17,526 --> 01:28:20,963
That's...
Those are, uh, it's just androgens.

1723
01:28:20,996 --> 01:28:24,367
Those are pheromones and it's a chemical...

1724
01:28:29,705 --> 01:28:31,006
What?

1725
01:28:32,274 --> 01:28:35,243
I'm getting the
uncontrollable urge to...

1726
01:28:36,078 --> 01:28:37,312
Cuddle.

1727
01:28:38,781 --> 01:28:40,516
Oh.

1728
01:28:42,385 --> 01:28:44,019
Wow.

1729
01:28:47,055 --> 01:28:48,424
Mmm.

1730
01:29:07,643 --> 01:29:10,746
Good day, Miss Wellman.

1731
01:29:10,779 --> 01:29:12,681
Well, you know
what they say, Lou.

1732
01:29:12,715 --> 01:29:14,383
Every day above ground's
a good one.

1733
01:29:14,417 --> 01:29:15,884
Ain't that the truth.

1734
01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:24,927
Wow.

1735
01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:45,814
"Ye Old Curiosity Shoppe.

1736
01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:54,690
"Tonight at midnight,
to make the choice."

1737
01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:06,101
♪ ♪

1738
01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:48,611
Congratulations.

1739
01:30:48,644 --> 01:30:50,913
Oh, thanks, Doc.
Thanks for coming.

1740
01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,616
And, uh, you're here.

1741
01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:55,283
It was a beautiful ceremony.

1742
01:30:55,317 --> 01:30:56,785
Thank you.

1743
01:30:56,819 --> 01:30:59,622
So, you're Sam's cousin.

1744
01:30:59,655 --> 01:31:02,525
Same blood runs
through our veins.

1745
01:31:02,558 --> 01:31:03,759
I've heard a lot about you.

1746
01:31:03,792 --> 01:31:05,360
Only good things, right?

1747
01:31:05,393 --> 01:31:07,863
So, uh, how is Sam doing anyway?

1748
01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:12,968
Oh, uh, he's like a new person.

1749
01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:15,137
Sort of feels like
he's with us here in spirit.

1750
01:31:16,705 --> 01:31:19,575
Well, uh, we don't want
to hoard all of your time.

1751
01:31:19,608 --> 01:31:21,544
Come on, Sam... Mantha.

1752
01:31:21,577 --> 01:31:22,611
Let's go get a cocktail.

1753
01:31:22,645 --> 01:31:24,012
Enjoy.

1754
01:31:25,313 --> 01:31:26,715
Weird.

1755
01:31:26,749 --> 01:31:28,817
Feeling a little bit cocky, eh?

1756
01:31:28,851 --> 01:31:30,986
Sorry, couldn't resist.

1757
01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:39,327
Oh. Hi.

1758
01:31:39,361 --> 01:31:41,163
Hi.

1759
01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:45,067
Having fun?
Yeah.

1760
01:31:45,100 --> 01:31:47,703
Uh, you know, you're supposed to

1761
01:31:47,736 --> 01:31:50,005
only get married once.

1762
01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:52,541
In theory, anyway.

1763
01:31:52,575 --> 01:31:55,477
Listen, Georgette, I, um...

1764
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:57,279
I know that you don't like me.

1765
01:31:57,312 --> 01:31:59,381
I don't really know you.

1766
01:31:59,414 --> 01:32:01,817
Um, I...

1767
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,686
You know me better
than you think.

1768
01:32:03,719 --> 01:32:04,953
I do?

1769
01:32:04,987 --> 01:32:06,689
Oh, yeah, you know,
that whole...

1770
01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:09,992
...female intuition
thing, right?

1771
01:32:10,025 --> 01:32:11,594
Right. Uh...

1772
01:32:11,627 --> 01:32:14,096
Anyway, um...

1773
01:32:14,129 --> 01:32:15,598
I hope I'm not out of line.

1774
01:32:15,631 --> 01:32:17,199
Um, just a thought.

1775
01:32:18,801 --> 01:32:20,603
If you want it
to work out with Stephen,

1776
01:32:20,636 --> 01:32:23,839
I mean, really work out
for the long haul,

1777
01:32:25,007 --> 01:32:26,809
just be his friend,

1778
01:32:26,842 --> 01:32:31,213
and everything will fall
into place from there.

1779
01:32:31,914 --> 01:32:33,081
Wow, uh...

1780
01:32:34,617 --> 01:32:36,819
I really didn't
expect that from you.

1781
01:32:36,852 --> 01:32:38,086
Yeah, neither did I.

1782
01:32:41,924 --> 01:32:43,926
Thank you, Samantha.

1783
01:33:05,047 --> 01:33:08,651
You know, when I was a guy,
I used to do this for girls.

1784
01:33:10,552 --> 01:33:12,187
Oh, who am I kidding?

1785
01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:13,989
I don't think I've ever
done this for a woman.

1786
01:33:14,022 --> 01:33:15,758
You know...

1787
01:33:15,791 --> 01:33:18,727
I think you've grown
your own brand of chivalry.

1788
01:33:20,262 --> 01:33:22,064
Thanks, Doc.

1789
01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:23,699
What's wrong, Sam?

1790
01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:26,068
You seem sad.

1791
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,536
I noticed in the car
on the way over.

1792
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:32,540
Let's just talk
about it later, okay?

1793
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:36,078
You know what?
I think...

1794
01:33:36,111 --> 01:33:38,847
I think they might be
playing our song.

1795
01:33:38,881 --> 01:33:40,816
We have a song?

1796
01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:42,417
We do now.

1797
01:33:43,018 --> 01:33:44,119
Come on.

1798
01:33:46,021 --> 01:33:48,023
♪ ♪

1799
01:33:48,857 --> 01:33:50,959
May I have this dance?

1800
01:33:50,993 --> 01:33:53,796
Eh, does a bear shit...

1801
01:33:53,829 --> 01:33:54,997
Of course you may.

1802
01:34:08,711 --> 01:34:10,345
So, what's it like?

1803
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,717
What's what like?

1804
01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,384
Being a woman.

1805
01:34:18,586 --> 01:34:21,223
It's, um...

1806
01:34:21,256 --> 01:34:23,225
Tsk. It's, like, uh,

1807
01:34:23,258 --> 01:34:26,862
someone added 27 frequencies
to my radio dial.

1808
01:34:27,696 --> 01:34:29,597
Which means...

1809
01:34:30,298 --> 01:34:32,134
Um...

1810
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:34,402
Which means...

1811
01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,971
When I walk into a room,

1812
01:34:36,004 --> 01:34:37,840
I pretty much know

1813
01:34:37,873 --> 01:34:39,641
what's going on with everybody,

1814
01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:42,144
whether they're happy or horny

1815
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:44,913
or sad or...

1816
01:34:46,782 --> 01:34:48,183
If they have a chance in hell

1817
01:34:48,216 --> 01:34:49,952
of stealing you away from me.

1818
01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:53,188
Anybody in here, uh...

1819
01:34:53,221 --> 01:34:55,357
Giving you any competition?

1820
01:34:57,926 --> 01:34:59,995
See that blonde over there
by the punch bowl?

1821
01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:01,696
Yeah.

1822
01:35:01,730 --> 01:35:03,766
Well, she'd have a shot at you.

1823
01:35:03,799 --> 01:35:06,434
If she wasn't so busy
checking out that guy's Rolex

1824
01:35:06,468 --> 01:35:09,671
and if...

1825
01:35:10,405 --> 01:35:12,074
Yeah?

1826
01:35:14,342 --> 01:35:16,244
If you weren't totally
smitten with me.

1827
01:35:16,278 --> 01:35:17,679
Oh.

1828
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:19,782
I'm smitten, huh?

1829
01:35:20,648 --> 01:35:22,450
Crazy in love.

1830
01:35:24,887 --> 01:35:27,255
Wow, you're good.

1831
01:35:34,229 --> 01:35:36,364
Feeling's mutual, by the way.

1832
01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,175
I know it's you...

1833
01:35:47,209 --> 01:35:48,944
Sam.

1834
01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:53,081
But you're different.

1835
01:35:55,683 --> 01:35:56,819
Good different?

1836
01:35:56,852 --> 01:35:58,120
No.

1837
01:35:59,487 --> 01:36:01,189
Not good.

1838
01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:06,228
Amazing.

1839
01:36:15,137 --> 01:36:17,339
When's the last
time you kissed me like that?

1840
01:36:19,007 --> 01:36:20,876
Tonight.

1841
01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:22,077
Mmm-hmm.

1842
01:36:30,252 --> 01:36:31,419
Wow.

1843
01:36:41,063 --> 01:36:42,464
What?

1844
01:36:42,497 --> 01:36:43,932
What, do you have
a hot date or something?

1845
01:36:43,966 --> 01:36:45,968
Come on, you're spoiling
my afterglow.

1846
01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,204
I have to talk to you outside.

1847
01:36:50,005 --> 01:36:51,439
Right now.

1848
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:00,482
I need a favor.

1849
01:37:00,515 --> 01:37:02,750
Anything.

1850
01:37:02,784 --> 01:37:04,186
Can you drive me
down to the Village?

1851
01:37:04,219 --> 01:37:05,820
Now?

1852
01:37:05,854 --> 01:37:07,255
What for?

1853
01:37:07,289 --> 01:37:08,857
Do you trust me?

1854
01:37:08,891 --> 01:37:10,725
Of course, I trust you.

1855
01:37:10,758 --> 01:37:13,195
Well, then, just please
don't ask any questions.

1856
01:37:13,228 --> 01:37:14,863
Okay.

1857
01:37:14,897 --> 01:37:17,265
If that's the way you want it.

1858
01:37:17,299 --> 01:37:20,002
Okay, but we have to
leave right now.

1859
01:37:20,035 --> 01:37:21,403
I need to be there by midnight.

1860
01:37:53,268 --> 01:37:54,836
Doc...

1861
01:37:54,869 --> 01:37:56,304
No.
Sam...

1862
01:37:56,338 --> 01:37:57,539
No.

1863
01:39:24,492 --> 01:39:26,494
♪ ♪

1864
01:39:32,634 --> 01:39:36,904
♪ The mademoiselle says, "Qui?" ♪

1865
01:39:36,938 --> 01:39:40,342
♪ I turn my head, it's me ♪

1866
01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:43,445
♪ Could it be true or a turn of the screw ♪

1867
01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:48,516
♪ Or just those birds and bees? ♪

1868
01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:54,456
♪ The mademoiselle says, "Qui?" ♪

1869
01:39:58,193 --> 01:39:59,727
♪ Mmm ♪

1870
01:39:59,761 --> 01:40:03,465
♪ The mademoiselle says, "Qui?" ♪

1871
01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:06,201
♪ Ain't no room for three ♪

1872
01:40:06,234 --> 01:40:10,538
♪ From my ringside seat
Need to beat a retreat ♪

1873
01:40:10,572 --> 01:40:14,008
♪ She has me down to a T ♪

1874
01:40:14,042 --> 01:40:15,343
♪ Ah ♪

1875
01:40:15,377 --> 01:40:16,911
♪ Hm... ♪

1876
01:40:16,944 --> 01:40:21,116
♪ The mademoiselle says, "Qui?" ♪

1877
01:40:21,149 --> 01:40:24,152
♪ And my heart ♪

1878
01:40:24,186 --> 01:40:27,822
♪ Started to pound ♪

1879
01:40:29,157 --> 01:40:35,763
♪ Oh, my toes all gone to ground ♪

1880
01:40:35,797 --> 01:40:39,534
♪ All my feelings for you ♪

1881
01:40:39,567 --> 01:40:45,107
♪ So long overdue ♪

1882
01:40:45,140 --> 01:40:49,111
♪ The mademoiselle says, "Qui?" ♪

1883
01:40:49,144 --> 01:40:52,580
♪ I close my eyes, it's me ♪

1884
01:40:52,614 --> 01:40:53,981
♪ Could it be real? ♪

1885
01:40:54,015 --> 01:40:56,451
♪ All those bells start to peal ♪

1886
01:40:56,484 --> 01:40:59,187
♪ I hope that she'll agree ♪

1887
01:40:59,221 --> 01:41:02,624
♪ As those bells start to peal ♪

1888
01:41:02,657 --> 01:41:07,295
♪ I just can't conceal ♪

1889
01:41:07,329 --> 01:41:09,731
♪ The love I decree ♪

1890
01:41:09,764 --> 01:41:14,369
♪ Mademoiselle says, "Oui" ♪

1891
01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:16,404
♪ ♪

1892
01:41:37,859 --> 01:41:38,960
♪ Ooh ♪

1893
01:41:42,096 --> 01:41:45,600
♪ The mademoiselle says, "Qui?" ♪

1894
01:41:45,633 --> 01:41:49,204
♪ I close my eyes, it's me ♪

1895
01:41:49,237 --> 01:41:50,705
♪ Could it be real? ♪

1896
01:41:50,738 --> 01:41:53,241
♪ As those bells start to peal ♪

1897
01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:55,943
♪ I hope that she'll agree ♪

1898
01:41:55,977 --> 01:41:59,514
♪ As those bells start to peal ♪

1899
01:41:59,547 --> 01:42:03,885
♪ I just can't conceal ♪

1900
01:42:03,918 --> 01:42:06,788
♪ All the love I decree ♪

1901
01:42:06,821 --> 01:42:09,657
♪ The mademoiselle says ♪

1902
01:42:09,691 --> 01:42:14,262
♪ Yes ♪

1903
01:42:16,631 --> 01:42:19,567
♪ ♪